Tools nerd, protanopian, greenie, motorcyclist, slight hypocrite. Born circa 350ppm (now 420ppm). Opinions are my own, hair may be a wig.

Brisbane, Australia
Joined September 2015
Went back to the old employer's office today, in part to catch up with people, and I met the new infra guy. Introduced myself, his eyes lit up, and he went "You're dal!! Your documentation has helped me so much". 😍 That's the nicest thing you could ever say.
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let's all be rational here, talk through it together and then I'm sure we'll arrive at [the opinion I currently hold]
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true i18n means you can still say “hey siri” while the plovers squawk past in the background
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"If I fits, I sits" but for office spaces your card lets you access.
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One-liner for "What the heck is happening with my zsh path?": `env -i zsh -lx -c 'exit' 2>&1 | vim -`. Maybe `man zshoptions` and read "STARTUP/SHUTDOWN FILES".
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Needed this again to see where $EDITOR was being set. Incredibly helpful one-liner for this specific task.
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Never underestimate the motivational power of a glossy auto-testing tool with a big red "fail" result and guidance on how to fix it. Stuff like SSL Labs' Server Test or the HSTS Preload eligibility checker.
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Brisbanites will say “bloody hell it’s cold”, leave the blinds open all night, put another coat on the dog and say they couldn’t live any further south.
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It is bloody cold though, the way we build these bloody homes.
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looking to borrow a cat or cats so I can explain my tax reasoning to them and see if it makes sense
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runescape but every 1,000 xp I face my demons (taxes and sunlight)
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`git rebase` is a mechanism for gaslighting yourself.
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I think Bluetooth likes to work only 99.9% of the time so that, every so often, you're reminded that it exists and how miraculous it is.
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heck all the music nerds dumping on Pachelbel's Canon, it's quality music and acts as a scaffold to encourage a ton of variation
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I like requests phrased as "Hi, someone can't do something. They think it's a security issue" when the problem is that we're blocking it. We have too *much* security. Normally that phrasing means we don't have *enough* 🔀
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Is your tech company a stodgy establishment who uses headers like "Summary", or a cool fresh startup who uses headers like "tl;dr"?
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tired: "to be compatible with X" wired: "to compat X"
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The extent to which Microsoft will leverage one product to cross-promote the rest is just... unique. This showed up while trying to try out their new chatbot.
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Have you ever found a literal fly in literal ointment? What was it like?
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I don't do a lot of multiplayer PC gaming these days, but it's good to see it hasn't changed. Hop online, *someone* has to download a 1GB patch before they can join. Today it's me. I opened Steam yesterday so it's just Unfortunate Timing.
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