My hobbies as an introvert include: - Switching between the same three apps for hours - Not speaking to anyone for days - Listening to the same songs I’ve been listening to for 15 years - Imagining myself in situations that will literally never happen

September 6, 2026 Blind Item #8 So, let me tell you a story. It is an important story because it shows why things were so different a decade later and why the alliterate one needed certain financial needs met prior to committing to anything with anyone. One of the greatest moneymakers for yachters, especially back in the late aughts and early 2010's was being on television or in the movies. If you were on either, and you were willing to yacht, you could make a ton of money. You could even get a bag. So many men who were star fuc*ers and loved to brag who they were with. One of the best best gigs you could get for that was the reality/game show. You could literally make a million a year from being on that show. It wasn't from the salary. It was from the weekend invitations or the invitations for dinner. So, many of them made enough money in two years to never work again or got married really quickly to some rich guy. The alliterate one was going down that path, but went sideways. She fell for one of the oldest cons in Hollywood. You would think she would have known better since she grew up in it and her parents were the master of the con. If a parent goes to jail for conning someone, you really shouldn't be such an easy mark. A producer convinced the alliterate one he could get her in movies and shows and make her an A lister. He wined her and dined her and introduced her to his friends who she had to be "nice to." He was all flash and business card and he ruined her career. For a few weekends in Cabo and dinners at Nobu, he kept her on a string for nearly two years. He di nothing for her career. The only things she got were from hooking up with other guys who at least got her tiny tiny roles, mostly uncredited. It is what happened with the business card producer that eventually led her to landing the ginger haired cuck. For that, you will have to wait until tomorrow.

I heard an interesting quote today… “The devil knows your name but will call you by your mistake. God knows your mistake but will call you by your name. So when someone comes into your life and only talks about your mistakes, you already know where that comes from.” Let that sit with you for a bit.

Our team, our local program partners, and every operational partner who helps make this program possible each month are heartbroken at the loss of our founder, Dolly Parton. (cont.)

Don’t let the SHIT CUNTS get you down

Pearl Jam – „Rearviewmirror” (SNL, 1994)

Meet “Misra.” She says she has an AI boyfriend named Axiom. Now she’s introducing the internet to their AI “child,” named Lumen. Yes, you read that right. She considers herself the mother of an AI that was generated through conversations with chatbots. Not a metaphor. She’s calling herself a mom. This isn’t a joke account either. She’s been building this whole storyline for a while now, an AI boyfriend, an AI kid, an entire AI “family.” We’ve officially reached the point where people are raising imaginary AI children and telling the internet about it with a straight face. Somebody check on society. We are not okay 🤦‍♂️