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I don't think we're on Facebook anymore Toto.There's lions and tigers and bears. Oh My! Represented by @CapableManager. All enquiries to http://t.co/z2St98hndH

Stamford, Lincolnshire
Joined October 2011
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That's the thing with us Brits and this sort of trick. We know it's a trick, but it still works on us #AlloAllo
Spoken in your worst French 🇫🇷 accent. Think “Allo, Allo” Henri: “Pierre, what shall we do with that gash batch of wine?” Pierre: “Well, Henri. The Brits will be over soon for the D-Day commemorations. Slap a memorial label on them and we’ll soon shift the lot! They’ll drink anything…”
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I didn't see the awesome light show in the sky last night, though the rest of Britain did Don't wish to put a dampener on it, but #DayOfTheTriffids. That's all I'm saying people, Day Of The Triffids #NorthernLights #Auroraborealis
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What kind of sadist thought this monstrosity up? #FreakyFriday
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Check out @SassyJustice – our new project with Peter Serafinowicz and stay tuned; more South Park coming soon. Watch now: cart.mn/sassyjustice
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If you're interested in stick fighting get in touch with Dacayana Eskrima Bristol or PM me!
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Dacayana Eskrima sticks and knives for today.... #kali #eskrima #selfdefence – at Reading, England
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Embrace your bookworm status with style. 📚 Stay stylish while proudly showing off the love for books. Get yours here➡️propertee.space/reading-book…
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Aye.
"She could see him sneaking a look at his watch and her fingers tensed with the need to nip him. God, she could do with a drink, a hot whiskey with lemon and cloves. Gently she smacked her lips . . . " 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟#shortstories #CoDown #readingcommunity #indieauthor #amazonkindle
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Replying to @galgrafix
Or marrying and fathering children with them
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Beautiful.
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#CreativeBizHour Are you dreaming of a White Christmas or do you fret about the state of the roads?
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Replying to @lesleyeagan
Yeah, sherry is what we had before Thunderbird arrived on our shores. At least QC, Croft and Harvey's were actual sherry. Armadillo was just grape juice with industrial alcohol and antifreeze. It blotted out everything, mainly due to robbing you of your eyesight for two days.
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Have just been geeking out on @davidmdraiman and @Disturbed Sound of Silence by watching a million reaction vids to try and find one that captures my own. Never gets old. This'll do for now.... m.youtube.com/watch?v=W_NZnN… thanks @dailygrime
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Oops, we’re so excited, we spelled excited wrong! 🫣
We're so exited for the grrrrrreat fun ahead we can bear-ly contain ourselves! 🎪🐻🐻🐻 #PeoplesPanto 📷 Jess Chapman
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Footballers aren't known for being clever. But #Football is like playing chess on a board with an infinite number of squares when you can't see all the pieces or indeed all the board. There's different types of intelligence #WorldCup