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Drew M

@dailydrew

Writer of words, Embarrassing Dad and Middle Hulk. My Mom thinks I'm funny, but doesn't follow me.

 Toronto
Joined September 2009
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Being on vacation is like binge watching my family.
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The Cats trailer looks like someone celebrity deepfaked a furry convention.
Don't order flowers form Bloomex for Valentines Day. What a nightmare. My flowers are two days late and there is no update, no clue, no customer service.
An onion ring in your fries is now considered a cryptocurrency.
My Favourite Grammy moment was 10 songwriters winning an award for a Bruno Mars song that sounds like a b-side of Grandmaster Flash. #GRAMMYs
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I'm pretty sure Nike is also slowing down my shoes. #apple
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Office colds are now at Defcon 1.
Digital Producer friends fire back at the NRA video with the truth.
Phil Lord and Chris Miller shot first. #hansolo
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Internet browsers who want to be your default should at least offer dinner first.
As a southpaw, my right hand is more of a stunt double.
Awesome! xitter.cf/JustinTrudeau/status/8…
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@JustinTrudeau22 May 2017
We did some redecorating in the office last week - thanks to @CBCKids for bringing Bella & her family to the Hill for the day. xitter.cf/cbckids/status/8645378…
C'est mignon! This is cute! #Canada150 xitter.cf/CBCKids/status/8645378…
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What happens when a 5 y.o. gets to be prime minister for the day? Pillow fort! 📺: #CBCKids Canada Day Special is July 1! (📷: Adam Scotti)
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#IndieRSD
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The Trump administration is the reason they tested the Emergency Broadcast System.
Supporting my Peeps at the Princess Sparkly Butt & The Hot Dog Kid Premiere. #psbhdk
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Millennials don't know the Danish Butter Cookies tin once held actual cookies.
The 2017 Oscars will now be broadcast on two days to allow for the ever expanding "In Memoriam" section.
Scott Baio is the now the most powerful person in Hollywood.
A new poll shows that 99% of people will never believe polls again.
Dear Great Barrier Reef, I'm sorry we killed you. Also sorry, you're now a great Halloween Costume idea.
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