Happy Hump Day! To celebrate, allow me to introduce the Zebu!
1.) The Zebu is a subspecies of cattle
2.) It’s hump is made of fat to allow it to survive droughts
3.) Despite this evolutionary advantage, it is experiencing a drought of effervescence due to its lack of a moustache.
It’s that time again! #MoustacheMaintenanceMonday!
Facial hair tends to draw moisture from the skin, resulting in dry flaky patches, so using beard elixirs and oils can help moisturize the skin under the hair without it becoming tangled!
Like this tweet to learn more about his secret! 🤫🤫

ALT A pop-up ad style post reading: Dermatologists Hate Him! he is 50,000 Looks 37 Local moustache enthusiast exposes his anti-aging secret. Learn the $5 trick to her stunning results. LEARN THE TRUTH NOW. Coran is in the corner of the post. His face is squished but shining with youthfulness. His moustache is impeccably effervescent.













