now THAT’S progress!

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Joined March 2017
BREAKING: John Progress now CEO of the Walt Disney Company, effective immediately
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Whew, boy! Hottest Fourth of July we've had in years! 🇺🇸
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Be who you are... for your pride... because THAT'S progress🏳️‍🌈
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When you're lowkey getting evicted
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a great big beautiful tomorrow! shining at the end of every day!🌟
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Let's celebrate progress today!🥳
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CEO John Progress👔 retweeted
Actual progress will be made when @daddyprogress stops blowing fuses
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CEO John Progress👔 retweeted
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back with @daddyprogress 🎃
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Give your ol' dad a nice sarsaparilla today! Oh, whoops, I meant root beer!
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Is it too late for the robins to get ready to celebrate Valentine's Day?
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CEO John Progress👔 retweeted
first time seeing the new fits @daddyprogress
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