Graphic designer. Photographer. Short person. Amateur drummer. Boston transplant. Runner. Eater. Bleeding heart. Robin Williams loved my laugh.

Brooklyn, NY
Joined November 2008
Yeah, I just… can’t.
I can’t do yet another Twitter replacement app. Can the old world just die already? Wake me up when the new world is done struggling to be born.
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Shoutout to the woman across from me on the L train, wearing a shirt that simply says “Sex” while reading a book simply called “Rave.”
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My favorite person at the beach today is the moderately leathery woman with a pack of Marlboro Lights in a Ziploc bag.
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Last time I went to the vet, they asked if they could put Eddie on Tiktok. I need to start charging.
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It feels fitting that on my decade anniversary of living in NYC, an elderly man stopped me to make a snarky comment about drinking iced coffee, and followed it up with “I love life, I love WOMEN,” and I promptly ran away. God bless this mess. I made it!
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I aspire to this level of grace and poise when I have to scoop my 40 pound terrier up off the street before he chases a cat-sized rat down the street. – at Brooklyn, NY
If I was Jennifer Lawrence and the paparazzi got a candid shot of me like this it would be my Lock Screen background, LinkedIn pic, headshot, Instagram avi—baby it would be EVERYWHERE! The hair, the glam, the bag, and most importantly, THE DOG
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On today’s run, a bug flew directly into my tear duct. It’s time to quit!!!
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Love to be at a gig with Youths and they speak to me as if I am a Youth instead of an Elder Millennial with great skin and extremely well-dyed hair.
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One just said “imagine being 30,” and I said “I do, it was 2016,” and now I understand what the majority of my friends feel like when I tell them I was a child in the 90s. I AM SO SORRY
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Just walked past someone in a Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds shirt, and a block later, passed a man who looked exactly like a Brooklyn version of Nick Cave himself, haircut and all. This must be a good omen for the day!
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I was a lot more business then than I am now!
only children are so funny. you’re telling me you just hung around the house with two grownups all the time? like a little businessman?
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Just saw a man run by in a Celino & Barnes “INJURED?” tshirt cut into a crop top. I now know exactly what I’ll be wearing in this year’s marathon.
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I hope I can give my buddy a life anywhere near this wonderful, for all of his days til the end.
From Hopper's Friday night paddle board ride
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Sometimes I wonder why my dog gets so antsy and cannot chill when we’re sitting and relaxing anywhere outside our apartment, and then I realize… he is me, in dog form.
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One mile into my run today, and one bug flew into my mouth, another into my eyelashes. This is a terrible hobby.
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The way I howled – at Brooklyn, NY
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A man in a pinstripe jumpsuit and a luchador mask just scooted by blasting “Fly Away” by Lenny Kravitz, and I’m not sure how, but I must harness exactly that energy. Happy Friday!
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HE IS PLAYING IT ON REPEAT, EVEN BETTER
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And he just lit up a blunt in front of a pack of cops. My god!
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