@dabflasher
Joined September 2024
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Watermelon_Sir@Watermelon1SirOct 2
They taste good to those pure of heart. But as soon as you eat too many they detect your greed and start tasting awful as a self-defense mechanism.
☆☠︎🦇 ela 🦇☠︎☆@haiitselaOct 1
they could NEVER make me hate you.
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Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlogSep 29
Women notoriously have a hard time choosing what they want to eat, so selecting a last meal must be basically impossible
WFLA NEWS
@WFLASep 29
Tennessee's only woman on death row, Christa Pike, refused to pick her final meal before her execution. Pike is the first woman to be executed by the state in over 200 years. wfla.com/news/national/tenne…
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Synth Potato🥔
@SynthPotatoJun 25
Anyone remember when we had to use this horrific keyboard on the PS3/PS4 store?
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tom@pricesandvicesJun 16
Sad day for people who know the price for scrap metal
Pop Crave
@PopCraveJun 16
Jelly Roll & Bunnie XO are getting divorced after nearly 10 years of marriage.
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sam buntz@SamBuntzJun 14
No image has ever better captured our sense of cultural exhaustion, our sense that it's all been done before, than this one:
signüll
@signulllJun 13
1980 - you climbed mount everest? you must be a pioneer. 2026 - you climbed mount everest? you must be an asshole!
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Dexerto
@DexertoJun 10
Titan Caskets has revealed a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-inspired casket collection Each design features the turtles' signature colors and a subtle reference to their iconic weapons of choice
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Spearmint@Spearmint_BORKJun 3
Replying to @jtimsuggs
If you’ve never had your knuckle busted by one of these you’re not a real Star Wars fan
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RedditCFB
@RedditCFBMay 20
You can’t love college sports enough.
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What a difference a couple years makes 😂😂😂
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@CastroWTFMay 11
Replying to @NostalgiaFolder
Bro what the fuck? I can smell these mfs rn
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Kσηrαd ♱@KonraddinApr 29
Atheistboi
@athiestboiApr 28
I repeat if you need religion to have morals you’re a bad person.
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gb@jroyalsfcApr 29
In Pork we trust
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250 years later, the lives lost for the revolution have not been in vain. Makes me want to smoke just to flex on the UK
Barstool Sports
@barstoolsportsApr 21
The UK Is Banning Cigarettes. Permanently. People Born 2009 Or Later Will Never Be Allowed To Legally Purchase Tobacco s.barstool.link/c/article-35…
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bharski
@hatebhar23Apr 6
Replying to @girlsnotes_
Oh god forbid she couldnt whore around for 7 summers
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What exactly did I get for my $150. It's opening day I've been at work all day and you're telling me I can't come home and watch baseball ? #openingday #mlb #BaseballSeason
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If someone told my younger self that one day Josh would brutally mog Drake one day I would of never believed you
Pop Base
@PopBaseMar 24
Drake Bell & Josh Peck reunite.
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Miilato
@litteralyme0Mar 12
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Alex Cohen
@anothercohenMar 3
Can't believe the Burger King CEO just burgermogged the McDonald's CEO with more aura than any corporate moid has ever had. bro is frame dominant with a Whopper. it's over for the golden arches
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Pelagius 🦁
@pelagiusrebornFeb 20
The goyim yearn for the cage
naiive
@naiivememeFeb 20
Peak male happiness
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