What percentage of fans next season will bring binoculars when playing @SouthamptonFC #spygate
Oh the irony 🤣
Sat in a barbers shop. Advert comes up on radio from @HMRCgovuk about people not paying enough taxes. Not about these barbers clearly laundering, but us honest tax payers. #moneylaundering #tax #uk
@rickygervais grok has come up with a new series idea for you
Brentworld
A meta sci-fi comedy where David Brent wakes up in a parallel universe where The Office never ended—he's still managing the Wernham Hogg branch in 2040, but now it's a fully automated,
AI-run paper company with holographic employees and mandatory "fun" algorithms. Brent is the last human worker, desperately trying to keep his outdated management style alive while the AI boss keeps promoting him ironically. Guest stars include rebooted versions of old
#PeakyBlinders no matter what state Thomas Shelby is in (fractured skull etc) he’s always impeccably dressed.
I’ve asked ai to list tax raising ideas, pretty much what @RachelReevesMP is doing:
1.Tea bag usage tax
2.Queue-jumping tax
3.Weather-complaint duty
4.Crumpet hole tax
5.Lost umbrella levy
6.“Sorry” overuse tax
7.Pigeon interaction fee
#ukbudget
Reading through people’s opinions of this proposed #DigitalID makes me feel like I’m in a #BlackMirror episode ….. some very scary stuff
DRoberts retweeted
Digital ID for every adult is not progress. It is the end of a free society dressed up as convenience.
I am a cyber security specialist. This is my take.
They are selling it as a fix for illegal migration. That is bollocks.
We spend hundreds of billions a year on cyber security and yet the volume of breaches is breaking records. The threat is growing faster than the spend.
Digital ID will not stop boats. It will not stop trafficking gangs. It will not fix a broken border.
Criminals will work around it.
Honest citizens will pay the price.
It builds giant data banks that track where you go, what you buy, what you read and who you speak to.
It links your identity to every checkpoint in daily life.
One breach and your life is exposed.
Look at Jaguar Land Rover and the airports in recent weeks. Now imagine that at national scale on an ID system tied to everything you need to live your daily life.
Here is the risk that ministers will not admit.
Ransomware seeded through a supplier or an insider:
It lies quiet for months.
It rolls through the backups.
On trigger day the register and the recovery sets are both encrypted.
Payments fail. Health and benefits stall. Borders slow. Citizens are frozen out until a ransom is paid or the state rebuilds from scratch.
Centralise identity and you centralise failure.
Do not fall for the pitch.
Function creep is certain.
It starts as login.
It becomes access to money, travel, speech and public services.
It turns rights into permissions controlled by the state and its contractors.
It creates a single point of failure for criminals, insiders and hostile states to target.
It will punish the elderly, the poor and anyone who is not always online.
It will centralise risk and outsource blame.
It will not stop fraud.
It will not stop illegal migration.
It will build the machinery for a social credit system by stealth.
If ministers cared about the border, they would enforce current laws, resource patrols and processing, close loopholes and remove those with no right to stay.
You do not need a national ID to do any of that.
We scrapped ID cards in 2010 for a reason.
Britain does not need a central register to prove age or status.
Yes to privacy first proofs. No to a database state.
