The statute of limitations on this has expired. I would be absolutely fine if Nunez never played another game for Liverpool.

Hey @CSportMedia any danger of you getting your act together before the biggest match of the season on Sunday?

Surely I have just woken up from a two month coma and today is in fact April 1st?

There are probably enough awful things happening in the world right now but I honestly think Expendables 4 needs to be in the conversation.

You will never hear me say another bad word about Darwin Nunez.

Fantastic news. There hasn’t been a player with my name since the absolute legend that was Dominic Solanke.

The movie took about 17 years to come out, what exactly were they working on?

Djokovic reaching #23 is the only sporting achievement of any significance to happen this weekend.

I suppose I have to retire this tweet now. The schadenfreude was fun while it lasted.

I don’t turn on my camera for conference calls so I will not be needing this option thanks.

Rihanna’s gonna have to do something really special to top the snippet of the Batman theme in the Flash trailer.

There’s probably an Emmy at the other end of that table.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned already in 2023 it’s that the PS5 requires an AC power supply. So if you fly back to Barbados but leave the power cord in Jamaica, you will not be able to turn on the machine.

Completely forgot the most pointless match in all of football was on.

For the love of sport, anything but a repeat of the 2018 final please.

Someone behind the goal is dead.

I don’t think it’s fair that people with as few brain cells as Hernandez get paid millions of dollars.

Morocco single-handedly conquering the Iberian peninsula.

That is a truly outrageous goal.