I love the friends you make on road trips. If you’re reading this middle-aged white lady in the charcoal Yukon Denali with New Mexico plates that mobbed with me for two hundred miles across two freeway junctions, you a real one.
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@Lockedonsports I think today’s game is definitely one you should give tickets to. Just saying.
@tribjazz @andyblarsen @DJJazzyJody maybe if I ask you guys in a tweet you will tell me what Hayward is doing sooner
When you're too excited for @Chadwin_s bachelor party that you quit a day early. 😳 – at Scottsdale, AZ
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Found a website to stream The O.C. And I found a pack of gummy worms in my suitcase. Life could not be better. – at Sioux Falls, SD
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Twitter. The place you go to complain about all the pictures of others peoples moms that are on Facebook and Instagram. – at Chicago, IL
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Grandmas always have that smell. You know the one like right when you open a cupboard. – at Indianapolis, IN
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. @Snapchat HEY! me and @kmontplaisir would like to know what these new emojis by our snapchat friends names mean. Please and thank you. – at Gilbert, AZ
The kid hands me my phone back after looking at the picture and is like " it looks good!" Thanks bro.
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So @USAirways over booked my flight and I didn't make it on.... Bummer deal!!! They also gave me a $800.00 check... It's just the worst. – at Phoenix, AZ
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@SpotifyCares update is SO buggy every time I put a song in queue 30 seconds into the current song it will skip to the next one on its own. – at Gilbert, AZ
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My truck has a booby trap, and by booby trap I mean the mirror cover falls on your face when you pull down the sun visor. #WorstCarIEverHad – at Statesboro, GA
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