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Ty

@cylertarter

Never ever eat pears

 Eden of the North
Joined May 2014
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Just walked past someone walking their dog and the dog had a poppy clipped to its harness. Poppy-mania is back and better than ever
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Good win 👍 should have been 3-0 after 10 mins, IBR has so much potential but needs to back himself more and take defenders on 🧸⚽️
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VICTORY UNDER THE LIGHTS! #UTS 🦐 | #MORvDAR
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Six home wins in a row btw 🤣 mental. When did we last do that? Well done to Steve and Ropinder for managing to make the place feel doom and gloom despite it
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No Context Morecambe FC (@NoContextShrimp) profile pictureNo Context Morecambe FC@NoContextShrimpOct 27
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Fair play to Harry Kane for a great Ballon D’Or win.
Harry Kane (@HKane) profile pictureHarry Kane
@HKane9 Jan 2022
Fair play to Morecambe for a great cup tie. In that hat for the next round which is the most important thing. 💪
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How it feels to hear Londoners complain that London isn't getting enough attention from the government
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Goodnight 💤 #UTS 🦐
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Get the tunes on lad @Gardi115
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Morecambe FC (@MorecambeFC) profile pictureMorecambe FC
@MorecambeFCOct 24
72' - THERE'S THE LEAD! 1-2 | #UTS 🦐 | #MERvMOR
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“We are going to be so transparent, you’ll be sick of hearing from us”
Shrimps Trust 🦐 (@shrimpstrust) profile pictureShrimps Trust 🦐@shrimpstrustOct 23
The Shrimps Trust would like to issue the below statement.
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Genuinely what’s the point in spending so much on a football club off some Essex delboy then running it like this, Panjab have to be the thickest most incompetent owners going
Shrimps Trust 🦐 (@shrimpstrust) profile pictureShrimps Trust 🦐@shrimpstrustOct 23
The Shrimps Trust would like to issue the below statement.
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I wonder if Surridge have used their cricket jumper know-how to put something like this together. Just after they’ve put a single scarf, beanie or anything that isn’t a playing shirt on sale
Classic Football Shirts (@classicshirts) profile pictureClassic Football Shirts
@classicshirtsOct 23
🎅🎄🎁⛄ It's time to reveal our new Christmas jumpers... Next up we have our Pienaar #20 Crimbo Christmas Jumper! Dropping at 12pm (UK Time) on October 28th.
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Setting mine back to 1972, when Coniston had some Lancastrian bollox #CumbriaDoesNotExist
GOV.UK (@GOVUK) profile pictureGOV.UK
@GOVUKOct 20
The clocks go back by one hour on 25 October at 2am, which means you’ll gain an hour ⏰ What will you do with the extra time? Let us know below 👇
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i’ve said this before but Americans and Europeans just have very different senses of humor. Americans love hyperbole and being dramatic, Europeans (broadly) prefer dry, understated humor. most of the arguing on the site is people misunderstanding this and getting stupidly mad about it.
⟡𖦹⟡ Bran ⟡𖦹⟡ (@sogorgeousbran) profile picture⟡𖦹⟡ Bran ⟡𖦹⟡@sogorgeousbranOct 15
I’ve noticed that europeans don’t comprehend sarcasm at all LMFAOOO like shit is constantly flying over their heads
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Can we have some serious questions in the interview about why every first half is dog shit rather than how the lads bounce back @MorecambeFC
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You think it can’t get any worse and it does every time. Ran out of words at this point we are just hopeless
Morecambe FC (@MorecambeFC) profile pictureMorecambe FC
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Defeat in the FA Cup. #UTS 🦐 | #RUSvMOR
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Feeling rather #SHRIMPY today
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Doing this near Lancaster hospital and saving about 45 minutes in traffic
DragTimes (@DragTimes) profile pictureDragTimes
@DragTimesOct 16
Shot on iPhone 18 pro 😂 Tesla Roadster can fly
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Dale Vince is Simon Jordan’s kryptonite and I’m here for it. So glad to see him so rattled. Couldn’t condescend his way out of that one
talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) profile picturetalkSPORT
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😤 Dale: "You're a gob with a mic trying to make a name for himself!" 😡 Simon: "Your opinion means nothing to me... go back to hugging trees!" Simon Jordan vs Forest Green owner Dale Vince got very, very heated! 🔥😳

Simon Jordan's epic clash with Forest Green's Dale Vince!

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I bet that PSG away away end absolutely reeks Say what you want about European style ultras but getting your shirts off and having a lovely synchronised clap isn’t peak football support
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Since the attack on the Russian data centre. The traffic for the ‘patriot party’ is mysteriously off a cliff
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