Funny ways to say you gotta poop "That fart is pulling a trailer" "I got an 8 inch grip on a 9 inch turd" "I think I'm running out of farts" While sitting on the toilet, just yell out, "I'm crowning" "Unburdening myself from what has been" "I am dilated to a 10" "Dammit, lunch is pushing out breakfast" "Gonna make some stink pickles" "Hey, @Diane94338153 I am gonna go cook up some stenchiladas" "I'm bingo stamping my shorts, bro" "Download a brownload" "I am uneating" "I have a task I cannot delegate' "My fart fell out" "My food lease is up" "I am currently negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage" "My next fart has a companion" "I have to go sit down somewhere else"