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the earthussy has grown

shinji gets too much hate. you’d be like this too if you were 14, unloved by your father, no bitches, and was tasked with saving the world from gigantic entities

if you’re pure of heart no cigarette will ever count as a cigarette

this house is a prison

i’ve had the hentaivirus since i was 12 and it’s as bad as they say it is guys

i kept catching myself hunched over my desk like a shrimp so i made an app about it Shrimping uses the motion sensors in your AirPods to track your posture. there's a little shrimp that curls in real time to match how bad your posture is. if you hit full shrimp mode you get a notification. it also has: -runs in the background. start a session and forget about it - hourly/weekly/yearly posture stats - home screen widgets to check your stats at a glance - apple watch companion app (log it or snooze right from your wrist) - adjustable sensitivity so reaching for coffee doesn't count built it in swift, all data stays on your device on the app store now → apps.apple.com/us/app/shrimp…

i’m about to hit the wo men jin sheng you yuan zai lu shang

i saw a group of furries last weekend and they smell exactly how you think they would smell

claude and x are down. how the FUCK am i supposed to work?

i don’t even know how i pulled this bad bitch. i don’t even like ordering food and i can barely hold eye contact with anyone besides her

ummm codex refactored old flow code c code for an AVR board that was bloated and turned it into something beautiful in one shot. It even found a few bugs in the HAL. I didn't think it would be that easy. I just wanted to see which direction it would take.

oh opus 4.7 is bad..... one prompt took me to 31% usage on max. going back to 4.6 :)

why the fuck am I emailing asia.dev @ apple . com to get my apple developer account to be transferred from individual to business. Its been like 4 weeks god damn

i asked claude to write me a claude skill that i can use with claude code

okay, claude design is fucking rad

oh you’re a stoner? name every stone then

i’ve been waiting 3 weeks. for the app store to approve my llc so i can start promoting my human made apps without having my government name showing. im going to need everyone to stop slop pushing to the app store for a couple days

so that chicken was jerked in the caribbeans?