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Motor1 (@Motor1com) profile pictureMotor1
@Motor1comNov 6
BREAKING: The Tesla Cybertruck is dead. Elon Musk said production will wind down mid 2027 to make room for Cybercab production.
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Kinda scary how good of an answer this was
Pearl🪐 (@pearlarianator) profile picturePearl🪐@pearlarianatorNov 4
Dude knows how to speak. Like it’s so good
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holy fuck.
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Dr. Abdul El-Sayed (@AbdulElSayed) profile pictureDr. Abdul El-Sayed
@AbdulElSayedMay 4
Gimme three months and his golf buddies in Florida wouldn’t even vote for him. I’ll smoke him by 7. Bet on it.
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48 hour universal pardon on all libbed out posts is now in effect
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the thing about this is that jd vance is extremely online and probably does care immensely that he got ratioed on twitter tbh
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani (@NYCMayor) profile pictureMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayorNov 3
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Democrat Deb Haaland has won the election for governor in New Mexico. She will make history as the first Native American woman to be governor.
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so SAY. geronimo
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THEYRE LOSING DISTRICTS THEY GERRYMANDERED FOR THEMSELVES BAHHAHAHAHAHAH
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WERE SKIPPING WOKE 2.0, WE'RE GOING RIGHT TO WOKE 3.0!!!!!!!
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If Talarico wins Texas I will kill and eat Liberty Biberty live on MySpace
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Gina Hinojosa has won the Texas gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Greg Abbott. (via NBC) She becomes the first Latina to be elected governor in Texas history.
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Vice President JD Vance (@VP) profile pictureVice President JD Vance
@VPNov 2
We got your back, New York!
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Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 (@hellspatisserie) profile picture𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎@hellspatisserieOct 31
It is interesting to me that most humor involving presidents involve jokes about the president as a person, but most jokes about Obama aren’t about Obama at all. He is just phenomenologically funny, his presence is funnier than he is made out to be
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Haley Stevens should be immediately banned from the Democratic party and kicked out of the caucus. She is no Democrat. Her entire staff is resigning because of this. She has posted multiple times about how Rogers is Trump's right hand man. And she does this? Despicable.
Haley Stevens (@HaleyforMI) profile pictureHaley Stevens
@HaleyforMINov 1
I am endorsing Mike Rogers for the United States Senate today.
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reminder they can loaf
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Clover (@theluckyplant) profile pictureClover@theluckyplantNov 1
shoebills are so cute actually you guys just see the photos where they look evil
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Schools in Maryland are serving an invasive catfish for lunch to stop its spread Blue catfish have been eating native species, including blue crabs and white perch
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i asked why more places don’t cook and eat invasive species in my conversation biology class and everyone started laughing but i was dead ass. more places need to do this!!!
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoNov 1
Schools in Maryland are serving an invasive catfish for lunch to stop its spread Blue catfish have been eating native species, including blue crabs and white perch
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pacific marten!!!!
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I feel like Jared Kushner being at the center of the plot that ultimately led to an American journalist being dismembered via bone saw while he was still alive should be a much bigger deal than our billionaire owned news media is making of it.
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fuck off + it's still twitter
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@XOct 27
ty for 4 years of bangers
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