everybody shut up in this world. everybody shut up in this whole continent. everybody shut up in this country. everybody shut up in this city

Los Angeles, CA
Joined December 2009
i love hosting. i love a theme. i love throwing parties!!!! my wedding one day won’t be a sad boring white traditional evergreen wedding i’ll tell ya that much
2
372
Please go get him. $100 Chewy gift card to his adopter. Please don’t let this sweet baby go without a loving him for one more second. Please share this. 😭
At 17 years old, Alex is starting over. He is completely blind, but he is still the happy, loving, and affectionate cat we always knew. For Alex, the world may look different now. But people are still his favorite part of it. We just hope his next person finds him soon.
58
1,648
18
8,713
444,620
Proud Hugo Spritz early adopter here. Nice to see the market finally catching up.
it's official: the aperol spritz got dethroned by the hugo spritz
38
265
15
6,837
1,182,863
cortney retweeted
i licked her tits or whatever still one of funniest phrases to come out of love island
247
2,902
393
64,146
5,553,969
a euro summer is gonna fix me
3
373
no offense but it’s crazy to me people are still doing winged eyeliner in 2026
3
3
507
how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is
32
14,263
109
73,677
846,710
🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
Billboard praises Justin Bieber’s Coachella performance: “It was a clever and authentic (albeit, time-consuming) way into his past, a reclaiming that celebrates the little kid he was while still aligning with the man he is today. Plus, it was perhaps the most efficient way to power through 12 songs that, truthfully, may have otherwise felt out of place in the set – even to those who don’t want to admit it.  But most of all, it was an oddly humanizing moment for someone of Bieber’s stature (especially when he pulled up clips of his younger self walking into a glass door or falling through a hole on stage). Underneath it all, there was an unspoken understanding of, “we’re good here” — like a long-awaited release. For fans, Bieberchella may have been a celebration of his career thus far. But for Bieber, it seemed to be more about celebrating his hard-earned and much-deserved peace — the reward at the end of a long road that has required Bieber to believe in himself every step of the way. Even, or perhaps especially, when others were quick to count him out. And now, he’s made it perfectly clear that there’s nothing more important than protecting that peace — for himself, for his family and for his creativity. And that’s exactly the kind of business worth standing on.”
2
652
cortney retweeted
domchella 2023 u will always be important to me. actually changed my life
2
134
7
609
10,223
cortney retweeted
Music is amazing
6
109
4
342
9,522
got my hair blown out and remembered that life is worth living
1
374
Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl half time show was 10x more entertaining than the game itself. Don’t let people make you feel weird for supporting and loving ALL of the cultures that the world has to offer. To me that is what America is all about.
75
1,181
3
9,595
131,490
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
Jake Paul, Who Lives in Puerto Rico, Calls Bad Bunny a ‘Fake American’ in Halftime Show Rant variety.com/2026/music/news/…
5
633
this might be niche but i started listening to audiobooks and i feel like a lot of details are just filler to make books longer. like you really don’t need to be THAT descriptive. we get it
1
310
cortney retweeted
i luv having this camera u pull it out and instantly everyone wants u to take pics of them its like the childhood equivalent of having a pack of gum in class
34
2,768
107
91,964
2,219,044
i love pattern recognition ❤️
1
244
gotta remake this at coachella @scheana
That 7 year Bieber concert glo up...
1
1
8
32,544
i can’t wait to rewatch TSITP w my niece in like 10 years
2
349
THERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOO
one year closer to an inevitable justin bieber coachella headliner 😌
5
712