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Every day multiple times a day I’ll hear the phrase “giving the Heisman” and I have no idea what it means. Whether it’s positive or negative. And yet I continue to hear this.

Stupid flipping teams which FORCES Video on by default. That's offensive.

What’s your preferred way of eating sushi, fork or spoon?

There’s an in person meeting (I never had any intention to attend) almost arbitrarily planned in Texas and the DAY of the meeting has moved half a dozen times, like everyone can just mold to the whims of its every time random day + travel plans to get there. Glad I’ll zoom in.

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In the Hello Fresh ads they say “I order hello fresh for when I don’t want to bother cooking” and immediately spend half an hour cooking…

A lot of people don’t remember but Cylons started out as dogs…