#Doormani lifestyle brand creator | Doorman | Notary | Treasure hunter | Author of 'The Boy Who Never Became a Man' | Former U.S. Senate candidate #AvantiDomani
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It's official, I'm a self-published children's book author. 'The Boy Who Never Became a Man' is now on sale at Amazon.com. It's the story of a little boy named Josh and his unfruitful pursuit of Manhood.
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C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
Unbelievable stuff. And an all-time quote
For @ringer, I wrote about Bob Windrem aka @NetsDaily, the 81-year-old former NBC newsman who is also the internet’s most prominent and prolific Nets blogger theringer.com/2026/11/11/nba…
C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
Nice speech, but guess who voted to cut Medicaid? @HawleyMO did. Here is what I wrote at the time: share.google/YS4L8jXNjufGlgI…
Sen. Josh Hawley (R-Mo.) with a stinging rebuke of this Congress:
“When you cut Medicaid but you fund data centers, when you cut rural hospital funding, then you fund Planned Parenthood, when you let the cost of healthcare for working people go through the roof but you can't do anything for them on other issues of affordability from fertilizer to gas and everything else — yeah, you know what? The American public doesn't like that very much.”
I asked: Does that mean new leadership is needed?
Hawley: “I'm not going to pledge my vote ahead of time.”
Babe, wake up, the new Willem Dafoe poses have dropped. Stylishly presented by Doormani and the Doormani Scuola di Posa (School of Posing).
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Complete exile. Never allow her to step foot in a union hall, LGBTQ or repro rights space ever again.
Risking generations of rights over ego.
C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
The whole Cheesecake Factory thing is such a pre-2016 nostalgia trip. I almost forgot this is what political discourse was for years, manufactured rage about beige suits and Obama maybe being too fancy. The whole thing might as well be scored by MGMT.
C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
Stoked to announce that Wright Thompson and I are teaching a class at @mujschool this spring, an intensive magazine writing workshop for a select number of students. We’ll study and/or speak to some of the greatest-evers, from Tom Junod to Michael Lewis and JR Moehringer to Gay Talese and Taffy Brodesser-Akner and a lot more — as much ego as a Zoom can handle. Applications are due Friday to John Anderson and Mark Horvit.
C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
Joe Redner, I was not familiar with your game. Buddy was running around Tampa. Pioneering the lap dance, supporting protesters, and snorting cocaine at Bucs games. Respect. no way the Rays are losing the World Series with this kind of aura behind them.
We mourn Joe Redner.
Joe Redner, Tampa’s ‘strip club king,’ dies at 86 share.google/zbQZ0b60zhmDfLw…
C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
Robert Carlock pointed towards the Homonym game show as his favorite cut-away gag in 30 Rock and yeah it's one of the best.
We already have an "aka accurate" view of the #SchmittShow, Scott. It don't smell too pretty. Also, "Missourah's favorite son" - lol.
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Id love for one of these @politico folks to come with me next week on my F150 tour. They would get a whole different (aka accurate) view of Missourah's favorite son @Eric_Schmitt. For real @kgilsinan we got room in the truck for you. You would love Chillicothe in the fall!
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"Ball knower" - lol.
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C.W. "Doormani" Gardner retweeted
CBS News will continue to shed more light on what’s regarded as an invisible war.
My latest reporting w/@JimLaPorta.
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