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Christopher Stark retweeted
Just seen David Beckham in the queue to see Chuck Norris lying in state. Say what you like about the man but you have to respect that.
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- What if your favourite goals went on holiday? - How do you mean? - What if your favourite goals... - Actual goals? - ...went on holiday. - Went on holiday? - Yes, what if your favourite goals went on holiday. - *quiet* what if my favourite goals went on holiday...
What if your favourite goals went on holiday? 🌴✈️ @OmarMarmoush's epic long-range strike just landed in Krabi 🌊 One goal. Endless destinations. @etihad | #BeyondBorders
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A great treat to be @BlackheathHalls to hear the Community Opera; orchestra, choir and FABULOUS soloists rehearse together. Cavalleria Rusticana in all its glory in a few weeks. blackheathhalls.com/take-par… Don’t miss it!! @RoseBHOpera @cwestark @HarryFehr
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20 years ago today, I was about to jump in the Clyde. Instead, I decided to stop drinking. That's me 20 years dry. 🍻
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The Palace boys 🦁
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This is like something straight out of the thick of things for heavens sake !
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Please. Just one full season with this squad. I’m begging. I have shopped at Selhurst park sainsburys my whole life. I’m owed this
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This is like something that is straight out of the programme The Thick Of Things for heavens sake!
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Oh wow, so there's an email doing the rounds alleging (in quite unnerving detail) that over a period of several years George Osborne starved public services of funding based on a deeply flawed theory of the relationship between government finances and economic growth
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I read that the maximum size of a document in the current PDF standard is 381km x 381km and I thought woah hilarious, how Borgesian is that? And then I looked it up and it's only fucking true.
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Back in the UK and back to it with The Silly Little Mouse, a wonderful cartoon-opera which will be presented for and with children at @BoldTendencies - directed by @pollyskgraham, conducted by @cwestark, featuring @MULTISTORYORGUK. Parents/carers in Peckham, do check it out 🐭
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Just going to jot down the things I don't want to put in this letter so I know which bits to delete when I come to send the finished version
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May I remind those celebrating the resurrection of Jesus today that it is less than a year since her majesty passed o’er and some of us happen to still be in mourning. A little restraint under the circumstances wouldn’t go amiss. 🤔 🇬🇧
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Of course she's brilliant and working with her is the greatest blessing a scruffy music teacher like me could dream of. But Lucy is what happens when you make instrumental tuition available to disadvantaged children. Help us to get this message across to those who decide.
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Christopher Stark retweeted
Being a kid is mad. My 1 year old owns 3 Xylophones.
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this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes
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yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]
Hello @GretaThunberg I have 33 cars. My Bugatti has a w16 8.0L quad turbo. My TWO Ferrari 812 competizione have 6.5L v12s. This is just the start. Please provide your email address so I can send a complete list of my car collection and their respective enormous emissions.
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Christopher Stark retweeted
Dishwasher empty and a full compliment of crockery to choose from heading in to breakfast. What a feeling.
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