@cvrlne
Joined June 2011
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Homeschooling my kids in the morning and then laying down for a nap before 2 in the afternoon is exactly how I want to live my life 🥰
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For the first time in U.S. history, this month non-mortgage debt has surpassed mortgage debt. More is now owed on credit cards, car loans, store financing, and buy now/pay later plans than on home mortgages. Most of it at 10+% interest. This ends badly.
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Can’t believe I get to homeschool my kids, nap whenever I feel like it, and not have to worry about bills omg I love it here THANK YOU GOD
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Replying to @Nocapmedia @zerochills
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🌍@jasminexETH15 May 2024
I can’t believe y’all function in dark mode.
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I love being a mom. The fact that I created such beautiful humans inside and out is such an accomplishment in itself.
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@XaviercMiller3 May 2024
They told y’all in 2016 “you will own nothing & be happy” & folks thought it was a game. The entry point for ownership to anything is becoming a pipedream for most & it’s only getting worst. The “middle class” is wiped out but everyone gets to live an illusion because everything is rentable.
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My dream home is a home with no mortgage
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16 year old me dreamed of this life. I am so grateful ♥️🙏🏼
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It’s my son asking me a question, me answering, and then him telling his friend “see bro I told you, my mom is mad smart” 😭♥️ Uggghhhh it means the world to me that my kids think highly of me fr.
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I can't stop thinking about this... The Law of More: Best known artist... Pablo Picasso. Quantity... 13,500 paintings, 100,000 prints. Best known singer.. Elvis. Quantity... 313 albums. Making something GREAT, is hard. But maybe you'd win more, if you just did more.
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You become unstoppable when you work on things people can’t take away from you. Things like your mindset, character, personality, transparency, your entire being.
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My 11 year old son wants to invest his money in $RBLX. SMH. Of course he does. 😅 Whats something else fun to convince a kid to invest in?
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Watching this unfold in real time has been one of my favorite things to happen on the internet ever Like I’m ready for them to get married and I need a Netflix special about it pronto
Nick Gray
@nickgraynews17 Apr 2024
I want to do a blind date and go to Tokyo next weekend If you’re a woman with a passport who likes sushi and Japanese food and can ride a bike in a big city… let’s go I'll pay for everything but in return you have to film stupid videos of me for my socials More info here or DM me or email [email protected] docs.google.com/document/d/1…
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Sometimes I get in my feelings about not having a group of girls to go to brunch and take trips with and then I remember that they all be talking shit about and secretly hating each other and it makes me feel better because no thank you 🙂‍↔️
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The way people will harbor secret animosity while they pretend to fwy is actually scary
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Everytime I mention to someone that I’m Brazilian this is how they look at me 😂
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I will always win. I have an abundance mindset because I know that there is enough health, wealth, money, success, peace, and happiness in existence for myself and others. I am an infinite pool of energy and creativity. Losing was never an option.
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Next time someone is hiccuping, tell them you’ll give them $100 if they hiccup one more time. And they won’t Idk the science behind it, but it works 100% of the time
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I’ve been keeping notebooks just for this, every year since 2008 💘 I literally couldn’t pick just one Words >>>>
David Perell
@david_perell25 Apr 2024
What’s the best sentence or paragraph you’ve ever come across?
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Earlier than that actually. Remember those little blue notebooks from elementary or middle school? I still have them filled with quotes So honestly this probably started in like 2004
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