Rugs Cut, Brain Smoothed

Hula was mf wildddd

I ain’t reading all that. Where my check mark

Mannnnn I am excited to get back to posting the most cringy things I can think of. Been years since I’ve logged in

Personally paying $100 to anyone who can guess my secret sound design techniques in the new allbum I just drooped

Grown ass man next to me playing recorder on this flight while I’m literally sending a break up text. This is wild

I’m doing okay today

Baby bell cheese is dressed so slutty with those lil fishnets! I love it 🥵

What % of real vampires have micro bangs?

Imma cook a really nice meal for my enemy, do the dishes and lowkey use soap on the cast iron… stupi lil ahh bih

Not into poly riddim, I prefer monogamous riddim

Damn shordie got me lowkey liking cute couples memes (still not gonna send them bc im being nonchalant)

Is tyga cancelled?

Imagine the awkward situation of being genuinely stuck and only having your step brother to call. Does it help or hurt the situation if you preface it with saying “nothing sexual”

Since when did pottery become so sexy? I just went down a willllld rabbit hole

Getting a physical and the doctor asks “so what are we”

no one genuinely doing better than you will ever talk shit about you

None of my homies will send a virtual “mwahhh” to help my feel better :(

Just replaced the battery, alternator, and tire on my car and my testosterone is pumpingggg. Gonna go chop a tree and drink whiskey strait. Who wanna join?