Technology reporter @CardinalNewsVA ... Ex-Roanoke Times ... Frequently seen behind the tubs of trouble.

Roanoke, VA
Joined June 2008
Rest in "go fuck yourself"
HERE'S A TIP: GO FUCK YOURSELF
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In yet another devastating week for America's children, there was at least one bright moment.
Every time a kid asked Sergio Romo for an autograph in spring training he asked them to sign his hat first. He wore this to the mound tonight:
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RIP Lance Reddick, one of the only people to genuinely rattle Eric Andre
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100 years ago this week Arthel Lane “Doc” Watson was born in Deep Gap North Carolina. His presence made the world a better place. – at Raleigh, NC
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BREAKING 🚨: The US has shot down the Chinese Spy Balloon over the Carolina coast
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WATCH: The moment the Chinese spy balloon was shot down xitter.cf/MichaelWX18/status/162…
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Some sound like their influences. Others are the influences. Jeff Beck was squarely among the latter. Rest in peace
On behalf of his family, it is with deep and profound sadness that we share the news of Jeff Beck’s passing. After suddenly contracting bacterial meningitis, he peacefully passed away yesterday. His family ask for privacy while they process this tremendous loss.
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Just learnt the great voice actor Lorenzo Music was a Buddhist, thus volunteered a lot at a suicide hotline. He said more than once a caller said something like: 'I'm bankrupt, my wife ran off with another man... wait, you sound like Garfield!' @minkahunter @justpassaway
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The latest episode of "Zack Morris is Trash." Wait, what?
"Zack Morris, for years, promoted himself as a trustworthy stock-picking guru. In reality, he is a seasoned stock manipulator." - SEC Lawsuit against Atlas Trading 👀 #fintwit
I gave my friend @KamFranklin some really strong edibles (and a warning) but a Bitch didn’t listen! She wrote a song about it. She also opens for me tomorrow at @georgesmajestic! orcd.co/21j153w
My first country single, “A Bitch Didn’t Listen”, drops at midnight on all streaming platforms. It’s about taking too many edibles, and learning how to know your dose. 😌😮‍💨🤠🌱 Photos and set design by @agave_bloom_photography Single Art by @ishqfhm Styling by me
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Scientists at Princeton University have reconstructed this 3D model of how Adam, the first human being created by God, might have looked.
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Replying to @MichaelWarbur17
Yes it was dumped in the rerun for an extra Backstreet Boys song, but it was a really good song, people. And NBC has since been sold to a completely different ruthless conglomerate,so all good. And we can now watch this video on Twitter,recently bought by, okay, let’s stop there
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A writer absolutely unaware of his cringe level.
One of the worst paragraphs I’ve ever read
Decades after standing on the frontlines of one of Little Rock’s darkest segregation clashes, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones has led the league toward new revenue models but has yet to hire a Black head coach. wapo.st/3U00aq7
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You'll laugh. You'll dance. You'll cry. You'll hurl. (apologies to Mike Myers) bit.ly/toptixnov172022
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