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sarah morrison

@cute_topp

When one door closes, another one opens. Other than that it’s a pretty good car. - Ruth Buzzi

 Outside the city
Joined October 2011
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Funny how I will only give my dog 1 chip because “it’s bad for you” but I will eat an entire large bag for breakfast 🤔
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I’m beginning to think people don’t want to know what day it is [between Christmas and New Years]
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Heat is one of the greatest movies ever made about men making terrible decisions.
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The best self own is clicking on an ad for clothing you want for yourself then realize it’s for a child.
the gall of people selling their 1200 sq ft home for $1,000,000 when they haven't updated a thing since 1975 is beyond
Every single Torontonian today ☀️
when someone messages me a minute after i login to work
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Is a humidifier a good birthday gift to buy for your wife?
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Life in the quarantine home: responding “I can’t hear you” back and forth all day because neither of us want to take out our AirPods.
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my favorite part of the pandemic is attempting to do things "before it gets dark" like characters in oregon trail
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Sam Reece (@ItSamReece) profile pictureSam Reece@ItSamReece26 Dec 2020
Hmm yes I’m fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but I’ll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you
a dream come true 🍕
Spotted in Junction (@spottedjunction) profile pictureSpotted in Junction@spottedjunction18 Dec 2020
Pizzeria Libretto coming soon in the old Stadt space.
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People born after 1990 don’t know what Voltaren is, but they will.
Everything’s an ad
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Moonlight desires is a jam
making a pumpkin pie for no good reason 🥧
I stress ordered fake hair off the internet.
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There are two types of pricing for items on FB Marketplace: totally delusional and get this out of my house today
Really got a thing for DIY-bangs-gone-wrong videos.
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