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Joined October 2010
1) easy exit 2) sometimes you just want to do it 3) most vehicles have backup cameras now, which makes it even easier to do
What is the male obsession with backing into parking spots?? Make it make sense.
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Peeing on the seat 100% there's some excuses to why they hit the side/seat but zero excuses to not clean it up afterwards
Which dude is the worse human?
41%Doesnt return the cart?
59%Pees on the toilet seat?
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Ah dearest Theodore. I do appreciate you and @JesseBWatters trying to rally the forces of misinformation to try and kill more vets…but not tonite sweetie. I’ll go slow cuz I know you only went to Princeton and Harvard…
.@jonstewart you're wrong here. The bill gives a $400B blank check—separate from vets care—for unrelated pork that will supercharge inflation. I support the PACT Act & the $679.4B it would dedicate to vets. It’s ppl trying to use PACT to shovel more pork who are exploiting vets.
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He'd make a great President or Vice President
A Message to and from Mister Senator Ted Cruz...Attorney at Law #PassthePactact
Hey @Gutfoxx you think now that the nano detection nerfing in Madden. You think there'll be more Dline user cheese blitzing or will it be return of the glitch nanos of earlier Maddens?
Yeah @GregAbbott_TX, idk if you’ve been paying attention but one of your young constituents just raised $1.5 million for abortion funds across the country. I’ll be working and fundraising for your opponents next.
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Matt Gaetz cyber bullied to his 1.4 million followers. We’ve now raised $1.4 million for abortion funds. Lol. Dander raised for sure.
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With the new number rules in the NFL, how come there's no Punters or Kickers wearing numbers in the 90s or meme numbers like 69 ? like seriously why the hell not
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Smoke on the water
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Major League A league of their Own
You can only save TWO of these sports movies 🎬 The rest are erased from history ...
Please retweet for me y’all! @Jackpocket I need 150!
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Bias note: I am a Giants fan. However, the man should be in the HOF. Baseball writers are selectively allowing some PED users in because they are “nice”.
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It's the Wisconsin version of Kid Rock. Cheese Block
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100mg will send you to Zzzzz Town. I suggest cutting it into 10ths and work your way up
See this gummy I’m holding? It’s LEGAL cannabis. 100mg. Psychoactive. And you can buy it over the counter. No medical card. My I-team report Monday 5pm. @wbaltv11
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You have to be accurate when Nate Peterman has a stronger arm
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I feel like the only rotating Miller is going to do is rotating between the left and right sides
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These fans waited for Josh Allen to get his autograph . You can see the QB has a strategy of kids first. He says he remembers being that kid looking up to players. #BillsMafia #Bills
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Al Gore on if Biden should declare a climate emergency: "Well, mother nature has already declared it a global emergency."
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Buttigieg on Republicans voting against marriage equality: "If they don't want to spend a lot of time on this, they can vote yes and move on, and that would be really reassuring for a lot of families around America, including mine."
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Matt doesn't understand because the girls he buys for sex aren't old enough to use it. @mattgaetz is a child sex trafficker remember that
I support contraception. I’ll be voting NO on the “contraception bill” today. Contraception likely needs protection FROM congress more than it needs protection BY congress. If there is any entity you don’t want involved in your contraception choices - it’s the federal gov.