I simply *cannot* overstate my love for energy drinks. The taste. The texture. The crisp hiss-and-crack has you open up a fresh can. The excitement of walking into a gas station, unaware of what will occupy your hand when you walk out. Whether it be your old faithful, or something new you decided to try that day. The jolt of lightning that flows through you, not from the caffeine, but from the pure delight knowing that that portion of your day is living up to its full potential. They've always been there for me, and I will always be there for them.