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the large domino’s pizza about to destroy my small intestine:

this is what it feels like living in America while being college-educated

yes lol

sooooo are we going to Canada or what

pretending like Tuesday isn’t already Election Day and the next few months aren’t about to be even more ugly in this country

this is crazy

when a muscle gay finally posts a full body pic and their door handle is all the way up to their rib cage I’m like ohhhhhhh makes sense

you cannot convince me that us having to deal with Elon and Trump together is not some sick twisted punishment from the universe for all the horrible things humanity has done to this earth

going to the grocery store feels like an errand, going to Trader Joe’s feels like ✨shopping✨

play truth or dare and dare him to take out the trash

Gen Z is about to experience the same thing we had to go through in 2016. History loves to repeat itself lol

keep getting the same targeted ad on Instagram that says “lose 11 pounds by thanksgiving”

two people whose entire personality revolves around being called hot online: let’s start a podcast 💡🤯

“are you fucking stupid?” me:

these pictures out of Florida give me hope everything will be okay ❤️🇺🇸

oh noooo we don’t just marry the third person we run into at the grocery store and end up divorced 15 years later anymore :(

this ad…. Don’t piss me off

why do they all have that haircut