I definitely now believe that Kevin O’Leary and his wife Linda did NOT kill anyone with a boat!
I apologize to Kevin O’Leary and Linda O’Leary for my false statements accusing them of killing two people in a boating accident, falsely accusing them of criminal responsibility, asserting that Mr. O’Leary fled the scene or evaded accountability, and falsely claiming that he blamed the accident on Mrs. O’Leary.
Each of these statements was untrue, unsupported by facts, and I therefore retract them in full.
older gentleman: my manual transmission is a millennial anti-theft device!
me, knowing that I could impoverish him with an email:
homeless guys always ask me for a cigarette specifically even though they haven’t seen me smoking one. that means I look like a guy who smokes cigs which means I look cool
people who think college transes your gender and indoctrinates you into marxism-leninism sure do be like “shut up and go back to class”
personally if I ever felt the need to sign a public petition because a ps5 exclusive video game lady wasn’t naked enough I would just buy a pc, pl*g it in, and get in the b*tht*b with it
this is one of my favorite online dolls because people who literally are him love to use him to make fun of other people
guys who have never been in a fight in their life love to be like “actually mass graves with emaciated children in them a common feature of war!”
