New England Press winner, @McSweeneys @BostonGlobeMag @SlackjawHumor @The_Belladonnas Weekly Humorist, @BahstonAccent @cogwbur. Finally grew into my teeth.
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This is my 2nd Shaun Cassidy article since 2020. But I promise those diligent security guards from his June concert: this is my last. I never even had his lunch box like my friends did. I blame this one on Clementine. @WBUR #NPRBoston wbur.org/cognoscenti/2023/08…
Just casually reciting the beginning lines from #TheOutsiders with the actor from the musical while my inner 13 year old screams. #MacysParade #ThanksgivingDay2024 #MacysParade
How to be Sexiest Man Alive: put your hand in your hair, tilt your head, look sort of upset. #peoplemagazine #sexiestmanalive
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I find it frankly baffling, this push to make the poorest students go hungry. It is not the fault of the children that they can’t afford food. If they’re unable to eat, they will be unable to learn, and you’re condemning them to being poor for the rest of their lives.
My husband understands satire. PS- He just got back from a run, voluntarily. @mcsweeneys
"Internet trolls say mixed-weight marriages are absolutely not okay... So, before my husband hears of this controversy and suddenly realizes I am not as thin as I was when we got married, I’m prepared to prevent him from fleeing using these tricks.."
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Inspired by all the tiks on the tok about #GenX adults with old spices, I took a look. I filled two handled shopping bags w/ expired spices. How about this one? It must have been my mom’s. Family heirloom spice. #MarketBasket #Massachusetts
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The fact that Jan. 6th happened, and we all saw it with our own eyes, and still Donald Trump wasn’t shunned from society forever… it will never not be insane to me
Had some weird symptoms the last few days in my this-is-my-life now medical journey, so I slept in my clothes, should I HAVE to go to ED. But this is why I didn't just go. Opinion | The hellscape of emergency department waiting rooms bostonglobe.com/2024/08/19/o… via @BostonGlobe
Advice to other MRI regulars: Take the latest appointment offered, tonight was 10 pm, and when they ask if you want music, pick Bon Jovi. Works for me every time.
If you never watch TV & then watch a show called Brats, there may be some curiosity. And it would be totally tubular if I could’ve explained it right. Like, who was actually in the brat pack? #GenX #bratpack #80s #movies #80smovies
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Massachusetts gymnasts medal for #TeamUSA in men's team Olympic final, breaking a medal drought 🥉 Frederick Richard is a #Stoughton native and and Stephen Nedoroscik is from #Worcester. wcvb.com/article/team-usa-ma… #Olympics #Gymnastics #Bronze
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I hope each and every one of our 60 million Americans with Disabilities takes notice of this:
Donald Trump Told Me Disabled Americans 'Should Just Die' | TIME time.com/7002003/donald-trum…
My @BahstonAccent editor @jus_kap wrote a Tiny Love Story for @nytimes It’s a sad but also joyful story. A great 100 words: nytimes.com/2024/07/23/style…
Whomever numbered the buildings in the Cummings Center is a fiend. #massachusetts #beverly #cummingscenter
Anyone else never learn how to effectively buy second hand? #facebookmarketplace #thrifting link.medium.com/IRKN7Uck4Kb @Havencomedy
