leader of Men.

United States
Joined February 2015
big stupid baby ‼️ retweeted
In many ways millennials are the first legitimate generation of americans. Feels good to be a founding father.
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JUST IN: Florida becomes home to America's first flying police vehicle, as Florida Polytechnic debuts a manned electric aircraft for surveillance & emergency response.
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Gethard is correct
Replying to @cuntsatchels
Which of these people have me blocked?
15%Nick Wiger
8%Jon Gabrus
8%Ayo Edebri
69%Chris Gethard
13 votes • Final results
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Sister is correct
Replying to @cuntsatchels
Which of my family members is an established cunt (derogatory)
27%Mommy
18%Daddy
18%Bro
36%Sis
11 votes • Final results
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Rauner is correct
Replying to @cuntsatchels
Which Illinois Governor did I form a close relationship with in 2019?
27%Rauner
18%Blagojevich
27%Pritzker
27%Jim Edgar
11 votes • Final results
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Swim team is incorrect
Cuntsatchels quiz day! Which sport did I play in high school:
15%Lacrosse
35%Swim team
20%Tennis
30%Volleyball
20 votes • Final results
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Incorrect
Replying to @cuntsatchels
What was my Twitter handle before 2015?
29%cuntstretchers
14%bubblebathgirl
57%Emily Vonnegut
0%grasshopperemmy
7 votes • Final results
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2 more hours idiots
Cuntsatchels quiz day! Which sport did I play in high school:
15%Lacrosse
35%Swim team
20%Tennis
30%Volleyball
20 votes • Final results
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Cuntsatchels quiz day! Which sport did I play in high school:
15%Lacrosse
35%Swim team
20%Tennis
30%Volleyball
20 votes • Final results
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Which of these people have me blocked?
15%Nick Wiger
8%Jon Gabrus
8%Ayo Edebri
69%Chris Gethard
13 votes • Final results
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What was my Twitter handle before 2015?
29%cuntstretchers
14%bubblebathgirl
57%Emily Vonnegut
0%grasshopperemmy
7 votes • Final results
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Texts with my old man neighbor
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All men should think this way
Missing Great Smoky Mountains hiker Chien Nguyen resurfaces in a homeless shelter in Knoxville, Tennessee. Nguyen says that he did not identify himself earlier because he “needs to get away from women.”
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This is actually a pretty common belief among educated religious people
Several years ago I met a guy that was a Christian and believed God used evolution to bring about humanity
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Trynna joke with the IS guy after he told me that the client version I have is the old "thick" one but he ain't havin it
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Watching the @kateberlant special and really enjoying it
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