@cuntemptt

i can assure you i have nothing important to say . she/her

Joined June 2011
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colleen hoover and becca moore i have no one to talk about this with
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my mom is listening exclusively to country music do we think she's trying to get me to kms
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derek guy
@dieworkwearOct 16
first time seeing one of these four-quadrant charts that i actually enjoyed. not sure if it's a "bisexual perfume," but i really enjoy carlen parfums's "butch femme," which smells like pho (the vietnamese soup) substack.com/home/post/p-220…
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the dreams i've had the last 3 days have reached down into the very depths of my brain and this can't keep happening im either going to become a monster or too fun of a person
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unfortunately i love him and also i want this
New York Post
@nypostOct 14
Bryan Johnson's girlfriend is tracking her own 'nighttime erections' - with a special 'techno tampon' trib.al/UE1hoYX
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criminal that i look absurdly hot today
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venus retrograde can't hurt me if i pretend to be astrologically blind
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clare@sadderlizardsOct 10
someone who doesn’t care about the birds around them is someone who is not ensouled
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i used to date this girl in the poland spring zone and she had to physically stop me from hauling a fuckton of it home to california and tell me it was a bad idea and i felt like a kicked dog
vivian@vivian39_Oct 9
why is "Deer Park" Good but "Ice Mountain" disgusting despite literally being in the same bottles and sold by the same company
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me when people ask what i do:
ShawtyAstrology🧚🏽✨
@shawtyastrologyOct 10
some people aren't meant to work very hard because they're supposed to be financially taken care of by other people. some people have spirits that have come to earth to know what it's like to have access to shared resources, joint accounts, and experience financial generosity. having certain planets in your 8th house could increase the chances of you experiencing this.
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the first person to gift me their tooth will experience levels of devotion never before seen
ROSALÍA UPDATE
@updaterosaliaOct 9
ROSALÍA is apparently wearing her girlfriend Loli Bahia’s wisdom tooth as a necklace.
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garrett@whatisagarrettOct 9
new troye album so far kinda seems like a grand gesture to get his ex back which i find incredibly romantic
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𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈@worldreadsOct 7
I love in ways that might worry a therapist, but thrill a poet
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would you guys still love me if i started talking in a southern accent be honest
honeymoun
@honeymounzOct 8
Lana Del Rey being a GTA radio host is the most random and hilarious thing ever 😭
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jasey rae but specifically the straight to dvd version and my dog is SICK of me
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10/6/26 Her Majesty sits on her Royal Bench . Take it easy Astoria . I will man the fort . ❤️🦃❤️#birdcpp
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i just saw what i looked like and quick question is that even allowed
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back on my bullshit (obsessed with moon juice again)
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local fire department has amazing shirts do we think if i called them and asked to buy one they'd let me
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i saw god and he called me a dumb bitch
apple juice@cuntempttOct 2
i wasn't suffering enough so i changed my lip piercings less than 20 minutes after eating buldak
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