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Apple cloud architect 🍎 | Silicon Valley pro | game developer | pianist | Twitch streamer | pilot (PP-ASEL) | LGBT | I even lift bro | independent | 🇳🇴🌈

Silicon Valley, California
Joined December 2008
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Rest in peace, Sir Patrick Stewart. 1940 - 2026 . Famously he was Captain Picard, but he had other performances that are my faves: He voiced Uriel Septim in The Elder Scrolls IV (2006) and Napoleon the Berkshire boar in Animal Farm (1999). He also starred in Lifeforce and Dune.
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Gotcha. Trump, as if we didn't already know, it's a useless disgusting charlatan. The Trump phone was NOT made in America. 🤢
Trump Phone Durability Test - Its worse than we thought...
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Culveyhouse ⚡ retweeted
BREAKING: JD Vance's staffers are reportedly planning for the possibility that Donald Trump uses his failing health to resign after the midterms, and then starts blaming President Vance in the spring for ruining the "perfect economy" he left Vance, and also losing the Iran War.
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Here's a good takedown, the next time you see a little MAGAt bang out, "LiBeRaLs aRen'T inTeLLigEnt": Then how do you explain that an overwhelming majority of Nvidia employees are progressive / liberal, & also at my company (Apple) a vast majority of us are squarely liberal? 💥
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Thanks all you amazing beasts for 3,000 followers! I typically don't look at follower count, but I just glanced at it and noticed we popped another thousand. Here's to many more, and I love you all.
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Happy Sunday! What so-called "conspiracies" can we debunk this evening? 🤡
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i've been really busy this week launching a new tech startup, so I haven't been on X a whole lot. But that's coming along swimmingly, and I'm a founding partner as well! I've also got AI to help me do the work of 10 developers, so that's a major cost-cutting win.
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Well happy Tuesday, wonderful humans of the world. Ignore the lunacy happening in my country. We'll start fixing it next month and turn the orange piglet into a lame duck instead. Stay safe and remember stress-reducing exercises. 💙
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Hi world! I'm sure you knew this already but: The more you cry about not getting a trophy, the more unlikely you are ever to be awarded said trophy. (But I think almost all humans knew that huh). 😉
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It's Solidarity Sunday, and it's time to meet some new genuine folks. Here ya go! @lesliecrossen25 💙 @OdnutNadnerb 🧠 @AlexJBear88 🐻 @newyawkertawker 🏙️ @Pursejunkie1 👜 @Reasoning1013 ⚖️ @EdwardMAGAhands ✂️ @sonik0731 🦔 @keeshalldaylong 💅 @LiberalCofeCat ☕ @Grohlvana 🎮
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Culveyhouse ⚡ retweeted
Thank you to everyone who stood with me over the years. It’s been a scary journey but I have always been grounded in my work and ability to provide exemplary service to my constituents. Trump and his administration have been after me since I arrived in Congress. I have always stood up to him and that will never change. The pedophile protector will never silence me.
BREAKING WaPo: Trump officials scrutinized Rep. Ilhan Omar in 2019. They didn't find citizenship issues. 
The earlier review of Omar's immigration records looked at many of the same issues being investigated now. washingtonpost.com/national-…
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Culveyhouse ⚡ retweeted
AMAZING! Republican election officials denied NC A&T campus an early-voting site. Students marched about 45 minutes each way to vote ANYWAY! Put up barriers to voting, and don’t be surprised when people get angry, get organized, and bring even MORE voters to the polls!
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Even despite all of ChatGPT's misgivings, it does have its moments. I was able to build a 3D navigator for our observable universe using the new Dot. Every night, it checks for new discoveries by astronomers and adds them to a viewable map. If you want to see it, just reply.
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I have a psychotic MAGA troll on X that obsesses over my body. Miss "Chrissy Juratovac" has been suspended 21 times (she's on #22), for stalking me & promoting gun violence. The Maryland Health & Human Services is also aware of this as she has visitation rights for her young kid.
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Hello loves! Time again to meet and greet. Here's some peeps I recommend: @mikelauterbach2 🌽 @destroyedfiles 📁 @Evilspawn4 👱‍♀️ @RedMinion4 🍎 @gmf1369 ⚓ @AZJeepchickie 🚙 @Herr_Kiebert 🇩🇪 @Richard599519 🌊 @SaulofTars52720 ⚖️ @LunchBoxx18 🏳️‍🌈 @chelleyourself 🪖 @tales_typoz ✍️
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This is exactly how all cancerous MAGA conspiracies spread. You would think that technology would enlighten humans, but the opposite has happened in the last 10 years. Look at this brain-dead trash:
Watch MAGA X invent a scandal about James Talarico in real time. For four days they teased it and built up to the big day. Paxton called him "missing." Spencer Pratt's "sources" put him in a mental health facility. Then, at 1:05 pm, Nick Sortor posted that an Ohio mental hospital "confirms" Talarico was discharged. 50 accounts pushed the claim within 20 minutes. Those posts have 9.3 million views. The white dots are copy-pasted posts. There are 605 of them. One account posted the same text 83 times in under 2 hours. The hospital says Talarico never received treatment there. Talarico says he's never even been to Ohio. This story eventually even made it to MSM. This is MAGA manufacturing an alternative reality in real time. Full breakdown with the data here: xitter.cf/theGhostOfRiel/status/… I pay for this data myself. If you want more of these, support links are in my bio. @jamestalarico @TeamTalaricoHQ @krassenstein
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🎤 "Wastin' away, in MAGAritaville..." 🎶🍹
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Finally, OpenAI's GPT-6.1 model supports a max of 1 million tokens in chat context (similar to Claude Code), defaulting to 500k tokens. This reduces the annoying "compacting chat, one moment". Even if your Codex app doesn't show the increase yet, you can customize it like I did.
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Many Magats (and some human beings) are still surprised & sometimes shocked that even though I'm an atheist, I was born & raised Roman Catholic. Seriously. My rational & critical analysis of any religion, backed by science, shouldn't be surprising to any creature, even magats.
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Culveyhouse ⚡ retweeted
Day 5/ Composer predictions in the desktop app. Often leads to a double take with how on point they are. Included in the Pro plans without consuming usage.
Now in beta: composer predictions in Codex for Pro users. Codex can now suggest your next message based on your conversation and how you talk to it. One of the most loved new features we've ever tested internally.
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