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Close Talker

@ctsmellsfunny

Uncool band of weird os #tmee out 5/2

 Richmond, VA.
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Joined June 2013
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LP2 up on bandcamp today ✌🏻️ Closetalkerva.bandcamp.com
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Now up on all streaming services. open.spotify.com/album/51klT… #soami #staysweet #poppunk #thefest #posthardcore #rva #richmond
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"Temper Mistake, Exclusion Erase" will be available on all streaming services Tuesday, March 11. ASAP is up now. Check it out and tell your friends❤️ open.spotify.com/track/2A3J2…
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Spotify, YouTube Music, Apple Music
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We used to have a tradition of listening to Norm Macdonald’s “me doing standup” *EVERY* time we were on the road. RIP Norm youtu.be/8YTowNqTGns

NORM MACDONALD ME DOING STAND UP Part 1

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Wait for the sound Of my whole entire being Breaking into two
#NP @ctsmellsfunny - Mop Water #rva #rvamusic #wrir
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Steve's getting married! So happy for him and his fiancé, Jess! Here's us in suits
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You can now download our second LP for free! Go for it, show yr friends Closetalkerva.bandcamp.com
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Lin-Manuel Miranda shaved! Didn't recognize him in that #snl commercial
parent: I'd do anything for my children! Scientist: here's how to stave off climate change so your children can stay on earth Parent: nah
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Just saw a commercial that had the goalie from the Big Green. He looked the same.
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Just got to pick up a bus load of kids on their last day of school, blasted 'School's Out' & we all screamed along & my life is complete.
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I will not attend one more"Moment of Silence" on the Floor. Our silence does not honor the victims, it mocks them.
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One night in Minneapolis and I missed @barenakedladies and @DaveChappelle 😞
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Saw you standing around w your hair squad yesterday and I tried to yell 'Yankees suck!' but my window wasn't cooperating @JRsNoFun #Orioles
😔😔😔 This world.. #EgyptAir
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This is absolutely sickening. xitter.cf/nightlyshow/status/731…
The Nightly Show (@nightlyshow) profile pictureThe Nightly Show@nightlyshow14 May 2016
.@robinthede breaks down the George Zimmerman sale of the gun used to kill Trayvon Martin: on.cc.com/250bRly
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Do you ever spend like ten minutes looking for the perfect emoji & it doesn't exist?
If I'm looking to my east, and you are standing east of me, that doesn't fucking mean I'm looking at you. Tough guy bs. #eastman
Srsly peeing like 20 times a day// am I dying? This must stop
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