San Diego, CA
Joined May 2010
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This is literally the dream, it's basically the meaning of life
Do you see anything wrong with this picture?
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The black jelly bean is the best bean. Made of corn syrup, Jaegermeister, eyeshadow, and Cure songs. Flavor stays in your mouth until Jesus comes back. Supreme.
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every time i see fellowship, i always mark out for this complicated shot tracking the uruk-hai through the woods. i get so worked up over it. always make sure to soak it in properly each time. just, goddamn. the good stuff.
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This had me rolling about X-Men’s Gambit 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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busy day ahead
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this weather got me thinking about bringing out the 31 piece patio set
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Watching the original Road House today you start to think Patrick Swayze is the hottest any man has ever looked on screen, then out of nowhere Sam Elliott shows up
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Denzel hyping colbert quoting shakespeare up like hes spitting a freestyle is incredible
jake does not know what he signed up for lmao.
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unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing
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Artist Darrell Sweet died on this day, so here's some of his cover art.
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Putting Filoni in charge of Star Wars is like asking a raccoon to guard a trash can: sure, it's passionate about the contents, but you're not going to like what it does with them.
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Ideal scenario for watching WandaVision is having no familiarity with the comics, and not having read the synopsis, and also only watching the first three episodes.
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I just know that if I had this tiny truck it would fix absolutely everything in my life
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don't cite scorsese to me to prove that ari aster is good, if i believed scorsese was right about everything i'd be a catholic
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To celebrate over 10 million players exploring in #Starfield, we're giving away another custom AMD GPU + CPU! Follow and repost to enter - a winner will be selected in one week! Rules: beth.games/3PLE1gi
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Satellite image of California shows virtually no smoke across the state in typical peak fire season, with fire activity confined to the extreme northwest part of the state. Only 257,000 acres have burned across the state this year, which is 4.5x fewer acres than the 5-year average of 1.15 million. California has experienced yet another quiet fire season so far, compared to recent years (2020 and 2021). This past year's very wet winter, combined with very few significant heatwaves and fire weather events, has resulted in minimal fire activity outside far Northern California and the Mojave Desert. Soil moisture across much of the state remains well above normal due to several significant moisture intrusions (e.g. Hilary) and a robust marine layer.
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Fables is now in the public domain. This is a really interesting solution to publishers behaving badly with authors' legacy. billwillingham.substack.com/…
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I would literally never stop watching this movie.
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yeah this would get me to immediately cancel my subscription
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