Semi-pro aesthete, less-pro athlete. @CityCast_DC critic, @PCHH panelist, @wcp contributor, @filmspotting Movie Death Match host. Sweaty man, sweaty jokes.

Washington, DC
Joined April 2009
Glen Weldon is an enemy of the people
It’s a thing with @ctklimek how much taller he is than Cavill. It’s important to him. So he finally scores a photo with the guy, and all I can think is FORCED PERSPECTIVE FAKE NEWS.
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I’m higher on that Julianne Moore performance than I am on THE DEBUT overall tho I like the film a lot. The outside-the-theatre stuff in it is not as rich or specific as its loving send-up of theatre folk; the fake NOSY NEIGHBORS playbills are funnier than the movie. B+? #mff2026
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WICKER is an expansion of Ursula Wills’ short “The Wicker Husband,” which is a better title. My big note on Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson’s delightful fairy (cautionary) tale: They shoulda kept Wills’ title. The Colman / Skarsgård / Debicki team-up of legend. #mff2026
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Welp, WILD HORSE NINE is my favorite McDonagh joint now. Lovely as an 18-years-on companion piece to IN BRUGES but richer, just as funny, more rooted in history. #mff2026
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Two totemic teen slashers slash it out for supremacy in our latest @filmspotting Movie Death Match! Gray Lady critic @zinoman reps HALLOWEEN (‘78) while Harvard dream expert Deirdre Barrett rides for A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET! Boo! overcast.fm/+AAPsC3fVFWk
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$45 for Signature’s aces MERRILY is a terrific bargain. $45 for Round House’s superb MA RAINEY: A+ value. $25 for Studio’s WISH YOU WERE HERE: Heckuva deal. $0 for a @CityCast_DC State of District Theatre panel: Worth every penny? We’ll do our best. tickets.theatrewashington.or…
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I wore a Larry Mullen Jr. Band tee when I saw them play the Sphere without him three years ago.
Larry Mullen, Jr. told me he risked paralysis to rejoin U2 – that’s how much the band means to him.
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Chris Klimek retweeted
Every fall, paradoxically, the DMV’s vibrant theater scene comes into full flower. Check out @ctklimek Fall Theater Preview. dc.citycast.fm/theater-revie….
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I was just thinking about how all those students in the audience for U2’s surprise 50th anniversary gig at Mt. Temple School in Dublin yesterday were like 3 years old when early Gen Z-ers were asking “What the fuck is U2 and why is it on my phone?”
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The year my family got cable (and MTV), I asked for two cassettes for my birthday: NEVER LET ME DOWN and THE JOSHUA TREE. One of U2’s two best albums; one of Bowie’s worst, I learned. My first favorite band stayed my favorite band. Heartened by the vids from Dublin of U2’s 50th.
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To hear a lot of then-and-now rock critics tell it, putting a free U2 album on your phone (which was an overreach, yes, for sure) was absolutely the most insidious & invasive thing a globally powerful tech conglomerate ever did to its customers.
I would actually say that the absolute disproportionate freakout about the free U2 album was the moment I learned that everyone would be crazy forever
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U2 celebrating the 50th anniversary of their first rehearsal (today!) by playing the Dublin progressive school where they formed is almost as cool as when Bruuuce played a benefit at his old Catholic school in ‘96 and included his cunnilingus ode “Red-Headed Woman” in the set.
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I loved the story Bono about Joey Ramone asking for “In a Little While” on his deathbed, and I cringed when U2 named a song after him 13 years later. But U2’s tiny set of Ramones covers is good, and after 50 years, they have released a Ramones-length single of their own.
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I’m on record in the Paper of Record calling the U2 album that ends with a lead vocal from Johnny Cash (ZOOROPA) their third-best, so I’m down with this Dolly Parton disclosure. I Will Always Love U2, to paraphrase.
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I woke this morning from a nightmare that borrowed the plot of 25TH HOUR: I was freaking out on my last day of freedom before beginning a prison sentence. I’d like to chalk it up to the fact I’d seen Brian Cox in a play two nights earlier but it seems more sinister than that.
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Amused that in downtown DC tonight, the Garth Brooks show at the hockey rink and the show play where Brian Cox is plays J.S. Bach are starting directly across F St. NW from one another at exactly the same time.
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I’m eavesdropping on a heroic @alamodrafthouse concierge who is trying to help a couple of walk-ups decide whether they should see TONY or COYOTE VS. ACME. They are unfamiliar with Anthony Bourdain. They are also unacquainted with Wylie E. Coyote and The Road Runner.
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Tim Curry did 2 runs at the National in the 80s, one of them a warmup of the AMADEUS that played 3 yrs and saw him nominated for a Tony. As would happen at the Oscars, that production’s Amadeus lost the Best Actor prize to its Salieri. For @CityCast_DC: dc.citycast.fm/theater-revie…
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At the risk of overhyping things, I’m prepared to say that THE DOG STARS is easily the second-or-third-best movie Ridley Scott has made in his eighties. (No, I do not mean “since the eighties.”) washingtoncitypaper.com/arti…
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