Welcome to my random thoughts✌🏼🦋

Your mom
Joined May 2009
Isn’t wild that when we were kids are teeth just fell out
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I’m gonna be the first human to to figure out teleportation
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They will look you dead in the face and say J6 rioters with guns, poles, bats, etc were patriots, but an ER Nurse with a camera and a registered firearm was a domestic terrorist.
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I’m 100% playing Gangnam style at my 90th
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I’m in love with the word bizarre
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What in the strawberry moon
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I will never EVER call this app anything other then Twitter
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RIP harambe ❤️
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Sometimes I have an overwhelming urge to wet Willie people but I don’t
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Inside jokes hit different and bring me so much joy
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Shout out to whoever created the back scratcher
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I’m such a ho for fast food but Hardee’s gives me the ick
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Brb gonna go hyperfixate on pink pony club by Chappell Roan for the rest of July
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I’m experiencing a fixation with farmers cleaning horse hooves on tiktok
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It’s so satisfying
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I’m in a full blown game pigeon darts addiction
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Misss peachessssss
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