Chris Ellis πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ¦Ž (@ctebiz) profile picture

Digital marketing for @BelronGroup. Celebrant for weddings πŸ’πŸ₯‚ and funerals πŸ’, Can’t honestly believe the sh!t show of Brexsh!t that was forced on us

Surrey
Joined April 2009
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Has anyone ever managed to get through to @UtilitaEnergy by phone? They are by far the worst energy supplier I have attempted to deal with. No reply to emails, can’t get through by phone, but somehow blocked a request to transfer the account instantly
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Chris Ellis πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¬πŸ‡§πŸ¦Ž retweeted
Election Special 4: The Conservatives.
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It’s the end of the Tories as we know it (and I feel fine) - R.E.M. ft @swedemason
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The final sea shanty of the trilogy πŸŽΆβš“οΈ(an adaptation of #Wellerman and #DrunkenSailor) inspired by @SuellaBraverman's recent speech on migration. We stand and sing in solidarity with a different vision from #Braverman's of what our country stands for & who it should stand by🧑
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WARNING: THREAD CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE 🧡 What a morally vacuous, embarrassingly incompetent monster Suella Braverman is. Having worked at the Home Office deciding asylum applications, I know the 1951 Refugee Convention's terms are far clearer than her pernicious propaganda would suggest. She says many asylum seekers base their claims on β€œfeeling” discriminated against in their home countries. But the scope of the Convention is limited to people who believe they have a β€œwell-founded fear of persecution” for some specific reasons. Those reasons are race, nationality, religion, membership of a particular social group or political opinion. Mere feelings of discrimination would not meet that rigorous test, and any application made on those grounds would (rightly) be fast-tracked for refusal. She suggests that persecution, by definition, must involve a threat to life. Not true. Persecution often DOES involve a threat to life, but other things can qualify as persecution (arbitrary detention, unjustified confiscation of assets, withdrawal of state protection from crime). Braverman knows this, but the boneheads whose votes she is soliciting do not, so hey, why not spin the line? In my time at the Home Office, I refused many asylum applications which, on the evidence presented, clearly did not meet the test of a well-founded fear of persecution on Convention grounds. The majority of those applications were made by people (mostly young men) who appeared to be seeking better economic futures for themselves and their families. That's completely understandable, and I never blamed them for trying, but it's not grounds for asylum, so neither did I feel any guilt in refusing them…that's not the purpose of the asylum system. But I did grant asylum to a number of people who had clearly faced unimaginable horror in their own countries before escaping to the UK, where they felt safe and where they believed they would be able to live the rest of their lives in peace. There was the Sikh activist who had a kettle of boiling water poured over him during a police interrogation. There was the woman from a minority Muslim sect who, when her husband died, and her neighbours started throwing stones through her windows at night, sought the protection of the local police only to be publicly ridiculed and then gang-raped by six officers in front of her three young children. There were the young Tamil men forced to inhale the fumes of burnt chilli powder by Sri Lankan police. Others hung upside-down and beaten for days until they confessed to crimes they played no part in. And many, many more with genuine, provable experiences just as gruesome. Nearly thirty years on, I can still recall the faces of those people as they recounted their experiences to me during interviews and the tears in the eyes of the interpreters as they translated words no one should ever have to hear. Since my days in the Home Office, I can’t recall a single Home Secretary who hasn’t had to wrestle one way or another with the asylum system. But neither can I recall one who has approached the task with as little humanity in their heart as Braverman. Truly, she is in a league of her own. I simply don’t believe the majority of people in this country support the cruel policies that Braverman embraces so enthusiastically. As I listen to her today, my sincerest hope is that when Open Britain and our partners finally deliver a functional democracy in this country, monsters like her will never again be able to game their way into high office and abuse the power they find there. This is our fight. If you've read this far, please consider giving this a retweet and following me, @OpenBritainHQ and @StopTheRot_UK so you can be part of this positive change. Thank you.
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It’s very worthy, but why is the unelected son of an unelected head of state leading this important work? Where are the government? – at South East, England
Today we are incredibly proud to unveil #Homewards - a UK-wide programme to end homelessness, launched alongside The Royal Foundation @HomewardsUK
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Like the proverbial stopped clock, very occasionally Trump is correct about something – at Redhill, South East
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Did @itvnews at 10 just say Benjamin Franklin was the first person to fly a kite? – at Redhill, South East
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The #emergencyalert was a damp squib, of the 5 phones in our house only one went off – at South East, England
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Chaos at #eurostar check in at Brussels. β€œImprovements” to passport plus IT system problem so one passport guy is processing the entire train. Currently 5 people trying to get second lane working. Hundreds will miss train.
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@Eurostar your manager Elizabeth is literally holding the whole organisation together this morning. – at Anderlecht, BelgiΓ«
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These satirical tweets by @johnredwood are brilliant. I really thought he was an MP. @RosieisaHolt needs to take note
We hear how the NHS is short of beds. Why don’t managers put more in?
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I am now deeply suspicious of any article that starts its final paragraph with β€œOverall, …” #ChatGPT
Can’t stand it any longer, going to eat a sausage roll
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Abdul simultaneously precise and chaotic. β€œI’m going to start panicking in 10 minutes”. #GBBO
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Can’t we just make @OctopusEnergy the national energy supplier? They seem to be competent, keen on renewables, not making excess profit.
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