@ctbergam

I enjoy long runs, ad blogs, and looking up weird stuff on the internet.

 New York, NY
Joined September 2009
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You know when you're thinking "I wish I could start over" but you realize you're not talking about today or this year but your whole life
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Today I watched @SamRyderSU hit a hole in one on 16 at the #wastemanagementopen and I don’t think my life will ever be as cool as it was in that moment
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I have so much anxiety I just freaked out about going into a party over FACETIME
There’s something about eating fresh gummy bears that makes me feel like a millionaire
After 48 hours without air conditioning in Arizona in August I will never again take for granted….. anything…. in my whole life
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Clair Bergam retweeted
Rachel Renock@rachren113 Jul 2021
my brothers getting married in december and i couldn’t have asked for a better description on their @Zola site ⚰️⚰️
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Just has a convo with my partner about our hose exploding in which the sentence “dang that was an expensive hose” was said, homeownership is lit y’all
I became the cliché where the dog drinks out of the toilet
Who tf opens a tanning salon in Arizona
You know how some people’s punctuation makes them cool
How many cookies is too many cookies to eat in bed
I just liked an ad on Instagram without realizing it was an ad. The robots are getting too good. We must destroy them.
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they call us millennials because we’ve been alive for a thousand years
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They say if you don’t use it you lose it and I must agree I am very far behind on how to be funny on the Internet so apologies in advance while I catch up
Okay so i moved Twitter to a different place on my Home Screen and just realized I’ve been missing tweet mentions for the better part of the last three years
Most distinct memory of this place is thinking “I’m too old to be here” when I was 22. cc: @ctbergam – at Brooklyn, NY
Chicken Alfredo Enthusiast ♈️💫@VivaLaShoSho17 Dec 2020
If you ever drank anything from here, don’t worry about what’s in the vaccine
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Just heard a strange noise coming from the bathroom, walk in to see my dog casually drinking out of the toilet.. excuse me ma’am how long have you been doing this??
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It felt obvious and yet, still somehow surprising and relieving. It took crystal clear video and the indignation of the entire country for this to happen. That cannot continue to be the bar, or else this is a drop in the bucket.
CBS News
@CBSNews20 Apr 2021
BREAKING: Derek Chauvin found guilty of second-degree unintentional murder, third-degree unintentional murder and second-degree manslaughter cbsn.ws/3x4AUom
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One thing I’m really going to miss about NYC is the sanitation workers doing their can bashing routine at 11:40p 3x per week
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Is Post Malone okay?
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31 is having bagel bites and playing dumb phone games with your dog on Friday until 12:29a and having a GOOD TIME
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