Beautiful tribute. RIP to The Sausage King of Chicago.
Funny you should say that...
Bring in Officer Troy and this case will be closed in MINUTES! @ctalden
Troy retweeted
Yup. If you don’t like the #GreenNewDeal, then come up with your own ambitious, on-scale proposal to address the global climate crisis.
Until then, we’re in charge - and you’re just shouting from the cheap seats.
Tomorrow I’m heading to The Stash to record something with @TellEmSteveDave . Are there any questions for Bry you’d like answered or any topics you like to see discussed? Answer with #guffawandorder
Saw an article highlighting Kathy Griffin’s new hairdo. Can’t figure out if she reminds me more of Beaker or Pennywise. I think the color is more Beaker but the fivehead is all Pennywise.
Woman hilariously applies makeup with tiny fake hands 7ny.tv/2Kg0239
Why are we still using sliced bread as the benchmark for human achievement? I can think of at least 5 things that are WAY better.
Anybody who is impressed by the fact that Nancy Pelosi was able to talk for 8 hours straight has never listened to a 77 year old woman talk about her grandkids or going to brunch with her friends.
On New Years Eve my daughter and her boyfriend helped the wife make cupcakes. I thought they turned out okay. @TellEmSteveDave was a bit more critical of their efforts...
IS. ANYONE. ELSE. TIRED. OF. THESE. TYPES. OF. TWEETS. ?
Putting a period after every word doesn't make your statement any more important, you just look like an asshole.
PLEASE👏STOP👏DOING👏IT👏














