tv producer at WHYY | improv instructor at PHIT | occasional host of the philly Moth | drinks in canoes
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Caitlin Corkery retweeted
Today, @WHYY execs raised the threat of layoffs during union wage negotiations if we did not agree to their unreasonable demands.
This is an unconscionable stance. Here’s why 🧵 (1/6)
as i was reading this morning, i saw a word that started with the letter 'H' and my first thought was 'they forget the other line in that hashtag symbol.'
"going to a different grocery store is almost like a mini vacation," I said and suddenly I had three children, a wad of kohls cash in my hand, and a lifetime of compromise.
i'm just trying to lose some baby weight, not in the sense that i had a baby but in the sense that i once was a baby, and never really grew out of that chub.
just heard a man say, "does a dog look like god? no!" to the child he was walking with and i feel like i need to spend the rest of the day tracking them down and letting that child know the answer could actually be yes.
to prevent myself from buying unnecessary things in target i've started repeating "consumerism is a middle class distraction" / please invite me to your parties.
If this class sells out I promise to update this old as hell headshot. #nowfeaturingmorecheekbones #jpsameface xitter.cf/phitcomedy/status/9892…
Improv 101 with @csweigel runs Thursdays this summer. Sign up today and learn from this brilliant comedian! phillyimprovtheater.com/shop…
On the bright side, if all my wedding stress dreams come true it means I’m clairvoyant! #nothingissetup #noonecomes #mymomwearsjeans
Nightmare last night was just trying to write “ANDREW” in bubble letters over and over again but always running out of space for the “w.”
Hot Take: I do not like any wedding photos taken at an angle because this is not a promo shot for a band featured on a minor stage at Warped Tour.
All my coworkers just brought over spoons and we took turns scooping out fluff and peanut butter. The transition from “marketing department” to “sleepover” is finally complete.
You mention something to a doctor or an aunt ONE TIME and it’s all they know about you forever. Which is why I have a million cow figurines and I still have to talk about heart palpitations from 2012.