Christopher Csixty retweeted
If I recall correctly, I watched 41 seconds of the first episode, didn’t see anyone getting mad, said to myself, “now I’M the one who’s getting mad,” and turned it off in disgust. So thank you for this
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Christopher Csixty retweeted
I wasn't wanking AT a funeral. I was wanking BESIDE a funeral.
Replying to @metpoliceuk @JamesCleverly
He urinated BESIDE the plaque. He did not urinate ON it. This is basic stuff.
Watching Midsomer Murders:
Police inspector drives 5 miles to suspect.
Asks one question to suspect.
“Will that be all inspector?”
“For now.”
Drives 5 miles back.
Christopher Csixty retweeted
must be an incredibly bad time for the people who secretly live in a stranger’s walls – at Brooklyn, NY
Christopher Csixty retweeted
is it possible to swim in a natural body of water without writing an article about it
The tv show Would I Lie To You: what’s your favourite round out of:
1) ‘Home Truths’, and
2) ‘Quick Fire Lies’?
(You can’t vote for ‘This Is My...’)
Just had some chips that were billed as ‘chunky’ but were far from chunky. And now I see the exit polls. Tragic.
Christopher Csixty retweeted
My sister said Melania Trump always looks like she’s trying to read the chippie menu and I haven’t stopped thinking about it since
Christopher Csixty retweeted
When a guy who wants to build a bridge between Britain and Ireland calls a universal broadband scheme “crazed”, it is hard to know what his standards of “sanity” are.
Aisha- Death in Vegas. Still a great choon after all these years.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ExLqMB…
Hey Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your ass or the shit in your brains?
Christopher Csixty retweeted
Philip Hammond, ex-Chancellor, seriously suggests in today’s Times that one reason the Prime Minister may want a hard Brexit is so that his backers in the City don’t lose billions — corruption on a scale I wouldn’t dare put in fiction
Hallogallo by NEU! - this is great. m.youtube.com/watch?v=vn0FMm…




















