I’m Chris Gersbeck. | @DumbIndustries @MaryJoPehl @JackeyNeyman | email: [email protected]
Queens, NY
Joined December 2008
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Just popping in here to remind everyone that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis
Hi @SquarespaceHelp I'm just wondering if you plan to update your member areas, paywalls, digital products and courses any time this century? Prior to my death would be preferred.
No one works harder at crippling your business than @Vimeo. Bravo, Vimeo, bravo.
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Remember Mystery Science Theater 3000? The Mad Scientists from MST ( @TraceBeaulieu @FrankConniff ) are doing a live-stream riff on a bunch of shorts on Tuesday April 15th, and these are always great! Get your tickets now! @CSGersbeck @DumbIndustries
This Tues, April 15, 8pm, @TraceBeaulieu & I present an all-new live streaming @MST3K-style @TheMadsAreBack riff, A NIGHT OF SPRINGTIME SHORTS, with special Q&A guest KIDS IN THE HALL's Kevin McDonald! Get tix at dumb-industries.com.
I don't think I will ever be able to adequately describe just how shitty a platform @Vimeo is to its customers and viewers.
If you're still using them, I urge you to backup all your videos and find an alternative.
You really gotta hand it to @Vimeo for making an unusable platform even less functional than it already was
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1990s comedy summit happening in SoHo! Janeane Garafolo, Kevin McDonald and Yours Truly are in Kevin’s hilarious rock opera starting tomorrow thru Sunday at SoHo Playhouse. Also pictured: awesome rockin’ guitarist John Wlaysewski. sohoplayhouse.com/now-playin…
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This is really happening! I'm in a rock opera written by & starring Kids In The Hall legend Kevin McDonald, with Janeane Garofalo and Dave Hill, at the SoHo Playhouse for 5 nights starting next Wednesday, March 19th sohoplayhouse.com/upcoming-e…
Fucker is a full-on Putin loyalist now, who could've seen that coming
It's been a few weeks so just reminding you that @elonmusk is a Nazi, @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, Mark Zuckerberg is a pedophile and @JeffBezos shits out of his deformed penis
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Did I mention- my alter ego Rich Koz makes a guest appearance on Steve Darnall’s classic radio show “Those Were the Days” Saturday afternoon? We’ll talk about Jack Benny, and the show’s live anniversary event in April. Go to svengoolie.com and click on appearances!
Only attending if @stripe promises to toss Zuckerberg into the fire
Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: stripesessions.com.
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Next Tuesday, Feb 11, 8pm. A very special live streaming @MST3K-style THE MADS ARE BACK Valentine's Day show. @TraceBeaulieu & I riff the romantic classic BRIDE OF THE GORILLA. Go to dumb-industries.com for tickets, and remember, we love you!
Hey guess what everyone @realDonaldTrump is a rapist and @elonmusk is a Nazi
And just like that, I'm looking for alternate payment processors. Fuck you @stripe
Mark Zuckerberg will join @patrickc for a fireside chat at Stripe Sessions on May 6. Register: stripesessions.com.
Literally every tweet from this guy now is, "Of course Trump is bad.... but you have to admit, he's got a point."
it's been a couple days since I reminded you that @realDonaldTrump is a rapist, so here ya go: @realDonaldTrump is a rapist