@TheMagneticGuy

I shall meet you outside the railway station. You shall know me by the cut of my clothes and the smell of my cologne...

Joined June 2022
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IF I DID HAVE A STROKE, IT WOULD BE THE BEST STROKE EVER, BETTER THAN ANYONE HAS EVER SEEN!! MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT MY STROKES ARE THE BEST!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! #whereistrump
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If you're not out on a perfect Autumn day participating in Open House Chicago what are you even doing?
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Seriously @repmikeroger
Greg Scaduto
@GregoryScadutoOct 10
Hello, @PeteHegseth. I’m a former Army officer in 1st Cav who was stationed at Fort Hood. Thirteen murdered Americans deserve better than having their memory used to promote state-sponsored blood sport. Livestreaming the shooter’s execution is barbaric Taliban shit. @RepMikeRogersAL you chair the House Armed Services Committee. Find your spine.
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If you're not seeing The Goonies during Chicago's Movies in the Parks tonight and having s'mores, what the heck are you even doing?
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If you're not seeing SYML @SYMLMUSIC at @ThaliaHallChi tonight in Chicago what the heck are you even doing?
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By the by @CarnivoraCC , @wonderartsy - I'm the only person here in s theater of a couple hundred that seems to be wearing a mask. Yikes.
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Listen I'm fairly white bread and vanilla but... y'all really out here having sex with people you *just* met?
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I wanted to thank everyone for the kind words regarding Earl. It's been an incredibly tough time for me. I also wanted to say: people from both sides of the political spectrum were kind enough to like and comment. We are all closer than we think, with a common love for our pets.
Oh what now...@TheMagneticGuySep 30
I'll miss you for the rest of my life, Earl. And we get a chance to say Before we ease away For all the love you've left behind You can have mine...
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That group of guys who formed a human chain to save a pup have been honored with a statue. mymodernmet.com/almaty-kazak…

Sculptures Honor Human Chain Formed to Rescue Dog Stuck in River

A heroic moment that brought a community together to save a dog is now immortalized.

mymodernmet.com
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I'll miss you for the rest of my life, Earl. And we get a chance to say Before we ease away For all the love you've left behind You can have mine...
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If you're not at the Lyric Opera building in Chicago to see the Joffrey Ballet's presentation of "Liliom" tonight, what are you even doing.
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Welp... this was a long, crappy, emotional day. A need for many cigarettes prevails.
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Pretty simple.
Jonathan Cage@YourDudeJCageSep 18
I don't care how you were raised. Unlearn your racism. Unlearn your misogyny. Unlearn your homophobia. You're an adult now.
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Coming to you from a not-so-secret location. @ghostly_kisses
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If you're not seeing @ghostly_kisses in Chicago tonight what are you even doing.
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Oh what now... retweeted
Mike Drucker@MikeDruckerSep 16
No greater pitch than having complete governmental power for two years and then going “Okay, yes, we’ve fucked everything up, but give us more time!”
FactPost
@factpostnewsSep 16
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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Welp.. today has sucked. I'm going to step outside and smoke way too many cigarettes.
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I'm pretty sure that my last words are going to be a sarcastic comment to someone.
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I love the way Brits will insult you with a question. "You've gone mad, do you know that?"
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Welp, birthday came and went. No cake, no card, dinner pushed off for some unassigned date in the future. I bought myself a bottle of whiskey, so at least I got something.
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I just ..I just hate him so much.
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