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Joined June 2012
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SMARTR, the podcast @SWestKing @mattklinman and I created and wrote, is now available for FREE wherever you listen to podcasts.
SMARTR, a Team Coco original scripted comedy podcast about big tech is here with voices from Tim Heidecker, Kate Berlant, Mitra Jouhari and Joel Kim Booster, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday so subscribe now at the link in bio! listen.teamcoco.com/smartrpo…
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All ten episodes of SMARTR are now available for free at the link below or wherever you listen to podcasts (I think) teamcoco.com/podcasts/smartr
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chris sartinsky retweeted
This week's Smartr has some of my favorite shit from the season but I think the highlight remains Mark Proksch's performance when he gets resuscitated from digital heaven after 9 seconds and he screams about how he died thousands of times and krill filled his lungs for centuries.
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chris sartinsky retweeted
take a peek under the hood of the AUTONEWS engine and keep the faith with Satan’s Mother @csartinsky
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This week's Smartr is AUTO NEWS! An irony poisoned coder makes an AI-generated news company that dumps millions of headlines onto social media and lets the market decide what's true. One of my favorites with a great performance by @NickCorirossi Listen: teamcoco.com/podcasts/smartr…
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chris sartinsky retweeted
Smartr is finally out from the Luminary paywall! If you liked Smart Pipe and FPOU this is like a whole new universe of that shit from myself, @SWestKing and @csartinsky. We are are super proud of it and are so glad it's now easy to find and listen to.
SMARTR, a Team Coco original scripted comedy podcast about big tech is here with voices from Tim Heidecker, Kate Berlant, Mitra Jouhari and Joel Kim Booster, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday so subscribe now at the link in bio! listen.teamcoco.com/smartrpo…
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In this show, we accurately predicted tech developments such as: - ChatGPT - murderous self-driving cars - the Metaverse (and the aesthetic deadness thereof) - the Jan. 6 riots (this is not a joke, I am actually taking credit for predicting this)
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also, rather incredibly, this
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First episode out now, new ones released weekly for a bit! It's free and you don't have to download any weird new apps!
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They buckled in the face of our overwhelming pressure campaign! Thank you!
Replying to @mattklinman
Well I guess this worked? Or one of the avenues we pursued to get it back did? Faceless tech corps, much like god, work in opaque and unaccountable ways we nevertheless must be grateful for lest they become angry. Thank you youtube🙏. Anyway, Episode 2 restored. Sex may resume!
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Please help get sex house episode 2 back on YouTube by...I mean I have no idea, they are completely unaccountable
It seems the YouTube anti-sexual content algorithm has finally come for Ep 2 of Sex House. The funniest thing about this is that @YouTube paid for Sex House. It was part of the slate we made with the grant they gave The Onion. They like advertised it.
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chris sartinsky retweeted
I had a ball talking about my favorite thing, SEX HOUSE, with @iangoldsteinyes for @vulture. Remember children: SEX HOUSE is the funniest thing ever and it was written by @michaelpielocik @csartinsky @SWestKing @geoffhaggerty @samsambutdif @mattklinman
Revisit the Onion's brilliant 2012 web series 'Sex House' with comedy writer @jenspyra. A conversation with @iangoldsteinyes vult.re/3luv1vu
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Please alert your hiring manager to the new csartinsky dot com csartinsky.com
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It's not too late to scrape the crud from your heart. But it almost is.
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chris sartinsky retweeted
Hi yall! SMARTR is a @teamcoco podcast from @mattklinman @SWestKing and @csartinsky. It's so good they charge you money for it. You have to get a fucking luminary subscription, there's this thing called luminary, we don't have time for all that—but it's WORTH IT! Join me!
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This week on the season finale of SMARTR, Dolo is torching competitors in the virtual home assistant space with its fireball spit fatality. With a truly perfect @ihatejoelkim performance
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All ten episodes of Smartr are out! Now would be an excellent time to take advantage of Luminary's free one-month trial to listen to everything for free. Experience the last great satisfaction of the internet era by outsmarting a paywall.
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chris sartinsky retweeted
This week on “Smartr,” the most promising tech companies try to prove that they’re worthy of investment at Demo Day. Listen @ luminary.link/smartr.
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