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Chris Smith

@cs278

Graduate, Web Developer, Cider Drinker

 Redditch, Worcestershire, UK
cs278.org/
Joined November 2008
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Steven@djd4ws0n23 Aug 2019
Guessing you can't target what subreddit your ad appears in, @jetbrains @phpstorm
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Steven@djd4ws0n22 Dec 2018
Some absolutely appalling driving from @diamondbuses... Scary that this driver is in charge of other people's lives. KX03 JBU, Oakenshaw Roundabout ~ 12:30 on 22/12/2018
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Replying to @Google
@google what's this about!? What about my home?
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@TalkTalk fraud team cancelled my account, because someone was paying money into my account. Advisor sending engineer to help #joke #ISP
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@TalkTalk Can't re-enable my account and the fraud team and advisor forgot to tell me my account was cancelled. #ISP #customerservice #joke
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Replying to @MINI
@MINI 43k mini cooperS failed parts include ENGINE BLOCK, GEARBOX & TURBO. no warranty now, still not acceptable. customer service no help
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Jordi Boggiano
@seldaek3 Mar 2016
A small step for mankind, but a big step for me: I just tagged Composer beta1! github.com/composer/composer… #composerphp

Release 1.0.0-beta1 · composer/composer

Break: By default we now disable any non-secure protocols (http, git, svn). This may lead to issues if you rely on those. See secure-http config option. Break: show / list command now only show ins...

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wheatles@wheatles8 Jan 2016
'What were you calling about?' these Blair/Clinton conversations are incredible
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ah yes, this is how security works
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J.K. Rowling
@jk_rowling8 Dec 2015
How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. xitter.cf/BBCNewsbeat/status/674…
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This is why people are calling American businessman, Donald Trump, Lord Voldemort bbc.in/1OfxRLt
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Replying to @cs278
@cs278 You were mentioned in a #SymfonyCon keynote about thanking @seldaek for a tip. I'll link you to slides once they're up.
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Olly Gibbs@OllyGibbs18 Oct 2015
I just improved #StarWars #TheForceAwakens by 10000% #JarJarBinks
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intdiv() polyfill for PHP < 7.0 including error handling: github.com/michaelcullum/int… packagist.org/packages/micha… #php cc/@AndreaFaulds
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Nelly! So that's what happened to version 6 #PHPNW15Nelly #phpnw15 @phpnwConf
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So many @phpbb past and present at #phpnw15, it's great. @Derk_R @NeoThermic @cs278 @skoop (and me)
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"This [php internals] is almost as much fun as you think it is... except its even worse" @sapphicorb #phpnw15
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Tesla
@Tesla6 Aug 2015
Charger prototype finding its way to Model S. amp.twimg.com/v/f9b5e350-f51…
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Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this
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If you meet a bunch of Apple fans wearing their fancy new Apple Watches be sure to try this: randomperspective.com/comic/… #AppleWatch
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BORED
@BoredElonMusk16 Apr 2015
Digital counter in conference rooms that displays running sum of TIME ELAPSED x HOURLY RATE of all people in a meeting.
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