@crystalp

Now: @WMG_DC, formerly @Facebook, @amprog, @RepTimRyan, @AFSCME, @HillaryClinton, @dccc. Retweets are not endorsements, but I probably have thoughts

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Okay, hear me out... A reality show where billionaire CEOs have to live off their lowest-paid employee's salary for a month.
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🎶best revenge is your paper 🎶
Pop Base
@PopBase28 Jul 2025
Beyoncé’s COWBOY CARTER Tour is officially the highest-grossing Country tour of all-time with an overall gross of $407.6 MILLION across 32 shows.
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Whew. I have never seen a more brutal takedown of Trump’s cabinet than Pete Buttigieg here. No academic, high-brow rhetoric. Just simple, vivid language that everyone can understand & get behind. A masterclass from Pete. Watch this. xitter.cf/PeteReceipts/status/19…
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Yeah, they’re all 25 and learned how to do this in 2nd Grade. This is bleak, not admirable.
Disgraced Propagandist
@DisgracedProp29 Jul 2025
There's a deep lesson about competence in how effectively Blackstone employees barricaded their office in mere minutes.
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Many people who want to see the return of American manufacturing, particularly in industries like clothing, can't seem to make the connection between their willingness to pay *a lot* more for clothing and our ability to make clothing in the US.
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The engagement on this video is massive, this video got over 609,000 likes in just one day Multiple generations of Americans know our lives have been stolen from us “That is diabolical. We don't stand a chance, you guys. We're screwed.”
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Feed the Children of Gaza, no child should be starving.
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Where the f**k was all this reporting from the Times & the Journal on Trump & the world’s most famous child rapist in 2016, 2020, & 2020? Where were the effing Dems & their oppo research? How on earth has it taken this long for this stuff to come out? nytimes.com/2025/07/24/us/po…

Trump’s Name Is on Contributor List for Epstein Birthday Book (Published 2025)

The Times also reviewed other records of the president’s friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, including an inscription in which the future president called him “the greatest.”

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no because the way it's looking at moment, the only time we'll see dark skin women cast is if it's a sterling k. brown project
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this belongs in the crisis management hall of fame
Astronomer
@astronomerio25 Jul 2025
Thank you for your interest in Astronomer.
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i made a bootleg merch line for my favorite band that they saw & ordered one of everything, so in the box i included a handwritten note that said “if this is for evidence in a case to sue me please don’t, i have no money” and instead they hired me lmao
Make Up An Artist 🖌@makeupanartistt22 Jul 2025
share a piece of art lore about yourself
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When my wife tells me we’re actually saving money with Rent the Runway.
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signüll
@signulll25 Jul 2025
every millennial is now paying apple $9.99/month for 2TB just to not delete their life.
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GNCordova@GNCordova25 Jul 2025
Baltimore has been investing youth programming, including late night programs, summer camps, teen jobs, sports, after school programs, etc. Homicides in the city are down 40%, with steep drops in robberies, carjackings, and shootings. This should be talked about more.
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Oh no I really hope Bill Clinton isn’t in the Epstein files, I’ll have to get rid of my Bill Clinton hat and my Bill Clinton sneakers and my Bill Clinton cologne and my Bill Clinton watch and take down my Bill Clinton flag and I’ll have to delete my Bill Clinton nft trading cards
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Venus Williams after becoming the oldest WTA match winner since 2004: “I had to come back for the insurance, because they informed me this year that I’m on cobra. So it’s like, I got to get my benefits on” 😭😭😭😭
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Hang it in the Louvre
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Max Tani@maxwelltani22 Jul 2025
It’s over
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On this day in 2005 - The intersection of Florida Ave and New York Avenue was officially* named "Dave Thomas Circle" by an unnamed (and possibly unknown) hero. The name was included on a preliminary concept drawing for a redesign of the intersection.
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is this ... is this what can happen if we get off the internet? IG risolve
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