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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
$1.5M+ was extracted through the $KIMCHI token today Within the first min of launch, 7 entities bought 116M tokens at a mc below $500K, representing ~55% of the cs excluding the 790M tokens bought by the deployer of which 750M were sent to Kimchi These entities then dumped $1.24M worth of tokens & still hold around $500K
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
1/ Kimchi didn't make $40M on $TRUMP Not even close. We traced his wallets and found his actual profits 🧵
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
Stop listening to what everyone say and just do your thing let them call you a slopper or a farmer, who cares? we’re here to make money half the people who said kaito is ded are back farming it now :))) ignore these people
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
Sahil never stops grinding with rugs around celebrity meta. Last week he promoted a fake Fabrizio Romano token that rugged in 5 minutes for ~15k. Today he's back with the same exact playbook (he will make money again)
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🚨Do not connect your wallet to anything today A huge PHP bug leaked before the fix & hackers are already using it. This isn't just Japan, sites worldwide are switching themselves off Some crypto websites run on WordPress, which runs on PHP. Project sites, token claim pages, airdrop pages, blogs & even wallet download pages could be targets If one gets taken over, the connect wallet button can be swapped for a drainer, or the download link for a fake app, & you’d never know Your wallet app itself is fine. The danger is the sites you connect it to How to stay safe: - Don't connect or sign anything on new sites today - Skip any claim or airdrop page for now - Ignore any “urgent security update” email or DM - Only download wallet apps from the official app store - Keep your main funds in a wallet you don't connect anywhere No crypto site confirmed hit yet, but I'm not taking chances today
The PHP security team is giving advance notice: Upcoming security release Wed, Oct 21st 2026, 14:00UTC, two critical vulnerabilities, both rated CVSSv4 9.2. PHP users are encouraged to prepare to update. Earlier release if details become public or active exploit evidence.
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
$KIMCHI is a guy who bundles and rug pulls tokens to scam people and extract most of his money from retails for example tokens like $STAR , $DADDYANSEM , $MUVA etc kimchi was involved in all these rug pulls and extracted $100k+ from only above 3 tokens by buying in the same minute of token deployment and dumping on people later on wallet linked to him : 2yu3iNjH6zLa8Uqf1s4yKJ1kB9MHYPhMkDbpu8tLmBMC not only this some fools made him celebrity for his fake $40m $TRUMP win (that never happened) now he holds 75% of $KIMCHI worth $25m right now but less than $700k real liquidity and pumpfun is shilling/using him to extract even more from people stay away from scams like this and whoever is promoting or quoting positive things are paid pumpfun kols good day to filter your timeline
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
before you jump into farming the next @KaitoAI campaign read this ↓ axis campaign rewarded 0.25% supply the top 500 creator's. whereas the top 100 creator's got around 4 figs, rest got 3 figs. now we have two pre-tge campaigns active on kaito. ➥ @primus_labs ➥ @termix_ai both are giving away 0.3% supply to top 450 creator's. but the catch is only 40% goes to the global creator's (english) rest 60% is for chinease & korean region. so you are now competing for the top 150 spot. also axis launched in a very good fdv but we can't expect the same from this projects, rest is upto you.
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
People really believe this crap I read this every single day But be serious, they must know that . Yelling "this guy’s a scammer!” will never be the same as an investigation. The first does nothing. The KOL dodges it, telling his sponsors and community the same line: “Don’t listen to him. He’s a nobody, he’s jealous.” But, an actual investigation with statistics, traces, interviews and OSINT, that's hard to dodge Look at what happened after our investigation into Ethan: 1) pumpfun cracked down on callout rewards 2) Ethan lost his Frontier badge You think either happens if we simply posted “Ethan’s a scammer” with 0 proof? You think law enforcement makes arrests if ZachXBT calls people scammers without receipts? We both know the answer. Stop treating scams as something we just ignore in crypto. Start embracing sleuths and whistleblowers. We need more, not less.
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
🚨Important update on @Ledger supply chain attack 🧵Everything covered in this thread ⚠️Long thread, but must read if u own a Ledger 🤔What happened? 🥷Hackers allegedly tampered with Ledger hardware wallets sold through CryptoBilis, an official reseller operating in Southeast Asia 💰Stolen - $86M 📅Reported in 9 Oct 🤔Did these devices pass Ledger genuineness check? ✅Yes 🤔How did this tampered device work? 📡A hidden circuit board with a microcontroller, cellular modem, antenna & eSIM was implanted inside these device 👀It captured the 24 word by monitoring data sent to the screen 📳eSIM then transmitted the stolen data remotely to attackers 🤔Is every official reseller impacted? ✅As of now CryptoBilis is confirmed 🆕New reports coming out about another reseller from Europe, MediaMarkt, nothing official yet 🤔What should I do if I purchased from Ledger official reseller ✅Ledger is promoting all these official resellers as authorised sellers ⚠️But reports say something different ⚠️So, it is better to check open ur device 🤔How to open? ▶️Check my quote post for opening ur Ledger Nano X ⚠️Keep seed backup before u open 🤔What to check after opening? 🖼️I attached 4 images in this post 🥷All 4 r different types of compromised devices 1️⃣Img 1 - u see extra Antenna & eSIM module 2️⃣Img 2 - U see extra wires connecting 3️⃣Img 3 - Additional yellow tape on circuit board 4️⃣Img 4 - Ugly Additional Soldering ⚠️If u find any of the 4 in ur device, most probably ur device is compromised 🤔What to do if I find implant? ✅First check ur funds ✅If fund safe, Temporarily migrate ur fund to safe wallet or top tier CEX ✅Report the issue to Ledger ✅Make post in X with purchase reseller details, so it helps Ledger & investigate 🤔I am using old Ledger, should I open? ✅As per reports these devices were within recent purchases, under 2 years ✅If u purchase was older than 2 years, u r probably safe ⚠️I repeat "Probably" ⚠️So better open & check 🤔I purchased from Ledger official website, should I open? ✅As of now no reports from devices on ledger website, probably safe ⚠️But, better open & check 🤔I purchased from etherbit, Flipkar & Amazon official Ledger reseller Stores, should I check? ❌As of now no reports from Indian users ✅But it is always good to verify before it's too late ✅I recommend u open & check 🤔Is there any better alternative Hardware wallet? ☠️At this point I have no trust on anything in crypto 😂We have seen 100 new ways of exploits & hacked happen this year 2026 ☠️Most of my funds r in Ledger 😂Just praying all those devices r safe & no new exploit in them ⚙️I will try to open my devices this weekend, but I have ledger stax & flex which r complex to open ⚠️I repeat, open only if u have proper seed backup ⚠️Watch video & do carefully, don't damage ur Ledger 📝Read this & share with all ur crypto friends 💙Like 🔁RT
Opening and closing a Ledger Nano X
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
Update Telegram Desktop immediately! A critical vulnerability has been discovered that allows attackers to gain access to your account and secretly steal files from your computer. The attack uses links in the format tg://. If a special command is constructed, clicking the link can cause a malicious script to send a selected file to the attacker’s channel - without requiring additional confirmation.
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
Introducing Primus Confidential Finance (dapp.primuslabs.xyz), where privacy meets transfer and yield on-chain. We're excited to announce a collaboration between Primus @primus_labs, Unitas @UnitasLabs, and United Stables @UTechStables to launch a Confidential Finance Product on @BNBCHAIN, powered by the Fully Homomorphic Encryption (FHE) technique. This isn't just another confidential transfer or on-chain vault. It's a new standard for how private, compliant, and capital-efficient on-chain finance can work. 🧵
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
1 figure ($1 – $9) ✅ 2 figures ($10 – $99) ✅ 3 figures ($100 – $999) ✅ 4 figures ($1,000 – $9,999) ✅ 5 figures ($10,000 – $99,999) ✅ 6 figures ($100,000 – $999,999) ⏳ 7 figures ($1,000,000 – $9,999,999) ⏳ you??
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
average crypto bro after minting an NFT for $1 to list it at $0.99
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
decide what you want your audience to associate you with before making any post. however, most creators I see do the exact opposite, they just dish a collection of random good posts. I mean there's nothing necessarily wrong with that however, you're main brand eventually gets diluted. when someone sees your name on their tl, what do you want them to expect from you ? for example, if you see @0xHvdes , you know you're getting a valuable article fo sure, if you see @cryptuber , you already expect a meme that'll crack you up. people should recognize your content before they even finish reading your name. you don't have to make the exact same post every day, but at least 80% of your content should consistently give people evidence of the quality or perspective you want to be known for.
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
here is the best 70 creators - waisse creator - baddie creator - ghostwriter / banger writer - best content creator / banger writer - ai agent and funny writer - underrated creators - my lovable creators lob you all in your journey ^^ connect with this ppls you will neve regret
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
🚨 THE ENTIRE AI BOOM MIGHT BE BUILT ON FAKE REVENUE. Latest corporate filings show that OpenAI and Anthropic alone make up over half of the entire $2 trillion future cloud backlog held by Microsoft, Oracle, Google, and Amazon. This massive pipeline is actually being created through a circular accounting trick called a round trip revenue loop. But how it works ? A tech giant gives billions of dollars to an AI startup as an "investment". But hidden in the contract is a strict rule forcing the startup to hand that exact same money straight back to the tech giant to rent their computer servers. Look at the documented case of Microsoft and OpenAI. When Microsoft invested $13 billion into OpenAI, it didn't just give them cash; it gave them "cloud credits" to use Microsoft servers. OpenAI used those exact credits to train its AI models, and Microsoft then turned around and recorded that server usage as brand new "cloud revenue" from a customer. The tech giant is literally paying itself with its own money and calling it a sale. This is why OpenAI’s annual cloud bill has ballooned to over $60 billion, double its actual revenue of $25 billion, kept alive solely by this recycled funding loop. Anthropic runs the exact same play, spending $2.66 billion on Amazon Web Services in just nine months, which was basically 100% of all the money it earned at the time. This manufactured demand triggers a second accounting trick where tech giants book massive paper profits. Every time a startup gets a higher value from a new funding round, the tech giant updates the value of its investment on its books and counts that unearned paper gain as direct profit. In Q1 2026, Alphabet reported a record $62.6 billion profit, but $28.7 billion nearly half, was just a paper markup on its Anthropic investment. In the same quarter, Amazon reported $30.3 billion in profit, but $16.8 billion of it was just an Anthropic paper gain. While Amazon reported record profits, its actual free cash flow collapsed 95% to just $1.2 billion because it had to spend $44.2 billion in real cash to build physical data centers. This has created a massive danger where these giant companies rely heavily on just one or two unstable startups. Microsoft has 49% of its $627 billion future backlog tied to OpenAI, while Oracle has an incredible 54% of its entire $553 billion pipeline relying on OpenAI alone. This perfectly mirrors the 2001 dot-com crash when Global Crossing and Qwest Communications swapped identical fiber-optic network capacity with each other just to book fake sales. Qwest had to erase $1.4 billion in fake income, and Global Crossing went completely bankrupt. The only difference is that the dot-com swaps were illegal, but today's AI loop is fully legal under current accounting rules. This legal loop inflates tech company stock prices, forcing automatic retirement accounts and index funds to buy even more of these tech stocks. It is a self feeding loop where investments, sales, and stock prices all go up on paper without the AI technology ever making real cash profits.
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
How Crypto founders act Before vs After their TGE 😂
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Cryptuber 🆇 retweeted
My mom almost got phished last week. The number on her screen was her electricity company. He knew her name, address, account number, latest bill amount, said there was a problem. Then he asked her to read out the verification code that just texted her phone. She didn't tell him and hung up. didn't lose anything cuz she got suspicious. What just happened with my mom is the consumer version of an attack Google Threat Intelligence Group just published on this week. They call it BlackFile. Different target (your parents' utility account vs corporate SSO), same exact playbook: > Spoof the caller ID > Recite real personal info to build trust > Capture an MFA code in real-time while logging in as you Most of us reading this are on X. Our parents are not. We see scam alerts in our feed every day. They get their first warning when the call actually comes in. If you stop reading right now, send these 4 rules to your parents and grandparents today: 1/ The verification code on your phone is for YOU only. Never read it to anyone. Not the bank. Not the utility. Not "tech support." No exceptions. 2/ Caller ID can be faked. A familiar number on the screen does not mean a familiar person is calling. 3/ 'Urgent problem'? Hang up. Call back using the number printed on the bill, or the official website. Never the number that called you. 4/ If a stranger knows your personal info, that proves nothing. It was probably leaked years ago in a breach. Personal info ≠ legitimacy. The technical breakdown (optional read): Google is tracking the corporate operator as UNC6671, under the BlackFile brand. Active since early 2026. Dozens of orgs hit across North America, Australia, UK. The corporate playbook: > Caller phones your PERSONAL cell: bypasses corporate security tooling > Pretends to be internal IT: "mandatory passkey migration" or "MFA update" > Sends you to a lookalike portal (e.g. [yourcompanyenrollms]com) > You type your password: they submit it to the REAL site in real-time > Real system fires the MFA challenge to your phone > You "complete setup" by handing the code to the caller > They register THEIR device for MFA > Persistent access locked in Security people call this adversary-in-the-middle (AiTM). And if you are in Crypto: Every centralized exchange uses the same login flow: username + password + MFA. The same playbook compromises: > Your exchange account > Your email (which controls exchange recovery) > Your team's company SSO > Your custody platform login BlackFile is hitting retail and hospitality right now. could hits crypto next. What to do this week for your own accounts: > Move from SMS/push MFA to a hardware key (YubiKey, Titan) or passkey Check my pinned post for more info, 2FA authenticators are not very secure anymore with AI. > Never act on inbound calls claiming to be IT/security hang up, call back through official channels > Any "verification" or "enrollment" page handed to you over the phone = scam until proven otherwise
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