co-founder: @cmnd_line & @gmi_gg // building @keywire_io & mthr // co-host: Unc Show // e/acc

Metaverse, California
Joined January 2018
The "Why" Behind @keywire_io If you're a collector, you already know. It's not a hobby. It's not a side thing. It's joy, escape, identity, community. The people who get it? They become your people. The objects? They become reference points in your life. That first edition you chased for three years. The card you pulled on your birthday. The comic your dad handed down. These aren't things you own. They're things you live. I've been this way since I was four or five. The only things I love more than collectibles are my family and friends. That's the full list. It's always been that way. I was an adopted only kid growing up in Brooklyn and transplanted to a rural New England town in elementary school. Pre-internet, surrounded by trees and not much else. Imagination wasn't a luxury, it was survival. Spider-Man, Batman, Star Wars: they weren't characters on a screen, they were companions. I spent hours on my bedroom floor, sorting, organizing, studying. Art and story were my reality escape. That kid is still in here. He just got older, and the collections got bigger. Here's what nobody tells you: the feeling doesn't age. Pulling a chase card at 38 hits the same neural pathway as finding a holographic Charizard at 8. Digging a key issue out of a longbox at a con? Same dopamine. Closing on a grail you've hunted for years? Same pure, uncomplicated joy. It's the closest thing to time travel I know. I raised my kids inside this. Thursday mornings at Target for Pokémon drops. Nine hours in line at San Diego Comic-Con at the chance for some exclusive Lego product. Longbox digs together. Anime nights that will never stop. Collecting is one of the ways we bond. It's part of our language. But somewhere in the last decade, the hobby got noisy. Not fun-noisy. Extractive-noisy. Prices move faster than human attention spans. Hype cycles spin up on Tuesday and crater by Friday. Scalpers pump products (look at the Sam's Club lines today, my lord), real collectors get left holding the bag. The signal you actually need: what's moving, what's mispriced, what's actually rare versus what's just marketed well, lives scattered across a hundred Discords, buried X threads, private spreadsheets, and group chats you're not invited to. The fragmentation is endless. The signal-to-noise ratio is broken. I got tired of looking for a single surface that took collecting seriously. So I built one. What KeyWire Is What started as a newsletter idea grew because a few friends and my boys wouldn't let me keep it small. Now it's the site I've always searched for and never found (and it's still a work-in-progress). One front page for every market that matters: Pokémon, Magic, One Piece, Lorcana, Gundam. Soon: comics, sports cards, retro games, anything that grades, anything that moves. Signal, not noise: A Fear & Greed Index for every category. Original research from our Signal desk. Movers, velocity, grading pop deltas, mispriced flags. The data you need to make actual decisions. The fun that makes collecting what it is: Giveaways, drops, leaderboards, community. Because this should feel like joy, not work. Invite-Only Private Sales We hate scalpers as much as you do. So we're not playing their game. When we secure Pokémon ETBs, One Piece cases, and other product at or near cost, we don't flip it at market prices. We offer it to our most active KeyWire members through invite-only private sales. Real product, real prices, shipped driect to your door. No markup theater. No artificial scarcity games. Just a thank-you to the people who make this community what it is. Access is earned, not bought. We track activity, engagement, Quests, community contribution. The members who show up, who share signals, who help others, they get the invites. We scale invites to these sales alongside our supply. We learn as we go. Private sale members also get access to cards from our KeyWire pack rips, priced 20-40% below FMV. We've built a fun distribution system for this. More on that soon. We're Opening the Doors If you haven't already, go grab a KeyWire username - it's free. You'll get maximum exposure to product giveaways (with tons of bonus entries based on activity), and active members get first consideration for private sale invites as we expand them. For the kid on the bedroom floor I'm building this for the version of 7-year-old me sitting on that floor in rural New England, comics and cards spread everywhere, nobody to talk to about them. That kid is out there millions of times over now. We all grew up, found each other, and still deserve a place that takes this seriously. Signals, not noise. Signup for free RN: keywire.io
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quite possibly the hardest star wars edit ever
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VonDoom ☕️ retweeted
Go sign up for @hypestgg - think of it as a non-shitty friend tech. Stack cards, get money, have some fun. The only way to get in is with a code + get early access and a free rainbow box with my code - be smart and be early: First wave code: cryptovondoom Signup at hypest.gg
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Go sign up for @hypestgg - think of it as a non-shitty friend tech. Stack cards, get money, have some fun. The only way to get in is with a code + get early access and a free rainbow box with my code - be smart and be early: First wave code: cryptovondoom Signup at hypest.gg
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Infused and bullish. Building on the foundation that was laid out with $rekt, the @MutantInfusion team announced a token swap for equity opportunity today - live on @Unc_Show with me and @beijingdou.
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if you missed today's @Unc_Show you missed all the alpha but it's not too late @iampapito_eth & @BenivelNft from @MutantInfusion dropped the news that $MUT8 is burnable for equity in the company AND they're not just doing alcohol drinks more details soon i'm sure and you know they'll be back w/ me and @beijingdou pretty soon for more updates
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VonDoom ☕️ retweeted
Goldin’s Trophy Pikachu closes Sunday, Oct 25, 7 PM PT (30-min extended bidding). Last bid we can confirm: $2.425M before premium, Oct 14. The record is $1.769M. Reported to be the only copy in PSA’s census. What to watch >>> keywire.io/signals/trophy-pi…
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VonDoom ☕️ retweeted
🔥 You can now launch a coin on Ember straight from your AI agent. The solana:5dvXTZ5qwgafnHtwu3Ls3QrWx1U4LQsFeCuJgkk4QEC6 Curve plugin is public in @PayBox (by MoonPay). Any agent connected to PayBox can read the launchpad, trade any coin, and launch a new one on SOL, USDC or a tokenized stock, with a reward module. Your wallet is the creator. Your fees come to you. What you need (five minutes): 1️⃣ A PayBox wallet — a passkey, no seed phrase 2️⃣ A little SOL — the launch ticket is 0.05 SOL 3️⃣ Your agent connected to PayBox (Claude and other MCP agents work) 4️⃣ PayBox → Plugins → Ember Curve → enable How it works: your agent opens a launch ticket, PayBox shows you the 0.05 SOL payment, you approve with your passkey, Ember verifies it on chain and launches within a minute. Then “buy 0.5 SOL of it” and PayBox asks you again. Nothing moves before you tap. Ten tools. No key. No state. The plugin only proposes. The video is a real launch (solana:4W8S19z5vPj2T31ahqFgndp1QUDGBUjM2SAvPtGD88UA) from a chat with Claude, start to finish 👇 embercurve.fun · app.paybox.sh
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VonDoom ☕️ retweeted
40 days: 2 grants + hackathon wins, ~$500M volume, ~$2M in fees shared, and close to 7 figures earned as a developer. Currently in 2 more hackathons. Building a new project with one of the strongest privacy teams on Solana + leading dev on A Elysium project (L2 infrastructure), mainnet launching in November. What else?
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Well, well, well look who's at the top. Congrats to @embercurve for being a finalist in the @moonpay / @PayBox hackathon.
hundreds of people participated in the first PayBox Hackathon, and today we are revealing the 13 finalists! 🏆 Ember Curve by @embercurve 🏆 x429 by @olaph_lol 🏆 GiftBox by 0xkinnie 🏆 CtrlPoint by @Malachy36 🏆 Xona by @xona_agent 🏆 Payday by @Jemii_aHH 🏆 Duel by @Tajudeen 🏆 BatchPayout by @kingshihua 🏆 Second Opinion by @_iam_robert 🏆 Odd Shot by @sentinel_dapper 🏆 Freeze by @dollar782 🏆 Foresyte by @emelucrypto 🏆 CloseSpend by @tayonweb all 13 of these new plugins are now available in the @PayBox Community Plugins Marketplace: app.paybox.sh/plugins each finalist is eligible to receive $1,000 of USDC (pending account verification), and over the next 7 days, they'll make their case for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place prizes, which will be announced on Friday, October 30 builders, we will DM you with next steps congratulations to all of the PayBox Pioneers and Hackathon participants!
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new lorcana and riftbound today!
KeyWire TCG Fear & Greed: 89 / Extreme Greed (up 1 from 88) 1. Riftbound Radiance and Lorcana Hyperia City drop today 2. X chatter vs Thu: Riftbound up 38%, One Piece up 18%, Pokemon up 13% 3. OP-17 box $315.96, up $6.44 Track cards free: keywire.io
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can we get the $sea, $mask and the $pump airdrops before the ai’s shut off the entire internet? i need it to stockpile more canned food and shotgun shells
There's a decent chance the internet ceases to exist as such, at least for a time. AI-enabled bioweapons are also coming, and there's no "shut down the websites" option for that. We're approaching the point where frontier AI R&D becomes politically untenable.
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this guy cracked the infinite money glitch code
My credit score is 850 because for 15 years I've been opening a new credit card account and using the introductory balance transfer offer to pay off the balance of my last credit card. I have 100% on-time payments and 180 credit cards. My credit card purchasing power is over $4.3M. I've bought 2 homes, 6 cars, and paid for 3 university degrees in full, all without ever having to pay a single credit card balance. Whenever I go somewhere and it's "cash only", I simply take cash out in an ATM with one of my credit cards (higher interest rate, but I don't care), and then open another credit card account shortly after that has a balance transfer offer, and I switch the balance to the new card. This is the future. I don't know why more people don't do this.
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VonDoom ☕️ retweeted
After a long time, the $EMBER / $MET pool is once again leading in fee share. We’ve fully recovered our position today. We’re adjusting the pool fee from 0.5% back to 1% (it was originally reduced from 2% to 0.5%). At the same time, buybacks are increasing from 50% to 80% with the full amount directed toward buyback and burn of $EMBER from the entire ecosystem. The overall market remains weak. Many launchpads that once reached $1B market caps are now sitting under $100M after ~90% drawdowns. We see this as an opportunity to strengthen our position. Ember started as a rewards-sharing system and distributed $321K to holders early on. We later switched to a burn model while sitting at a $44M market cap, which slowed the burn rate. With the current lower market cap, the higher fee and increased 80% buyback allocation will significantly accelerate burns. We’re expecting stronger volume next week and a recovery in burn activity. $EMBER mode one.
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dor brothers strike again
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all your bloodwork belongs to us
Quest Diagnostics has been hacked. Patient data was exposed. They serve roughly half of U.S. hospitals and physicians. Investigation ongoing.
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