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Escape Rooms: Because virtual reality takes up too much space and includes an annoying amount of cords

The only kind of school you need previous experience in to play one of our games is the school of thought.

Escape rooms: as simultaneously cool and nerdy as the band, "Weezer".

If “wow” moments are the icing on the cake in an escape room, Crypto Escape Rooms is like a Mccain’s deep’n delicious cake. Icing is plentiful and welcome.

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You do not have to bring or prepare anything before your escape room experience. Except a victory dance. That’s always good to work out before you play one of our games.

Playing an escape rooms is like lounging in a hot tub; you can’t stay in there for too long.

Pro Tip: Though you can escape one of our rooms, you cannot escape teamwork. Remember to high five your team members appropriately throughout your escape experience.

Appropriate escape room victory behavior: Clapping Cheering Handshakes High -fives Immediately doing another room. Inappropriate escape room victory behavior: Streaking Yelling spoilers in the lobby Starting a fight club.

Crypto Escape Rooms: In this case, slow and steady can still win the race. Unless you are too slow. Then you lose.

Crypto Escape Rooms: Where punctuality is our business!

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Like finding the right pair of shoes, it’s ideal to play an escape room that’s the right fit. Find your size at Crypto Escape Rooms.

Ice cream melts. Escape rooms cannot melt. Unless the sun explodes, escape rooms are a more reliable Summer activity.

Beating one of our experiences feels like winning the lottery. Just, you know, without winning millions of dollars.

Things that are salty: seafood, chips, unsuccessful escape room players.

The only cryptocurrency we accept at Crypto Escape Rooms is the Canadian dollar

1969: Humans take their first step on the moon. 2002: Spider-man gets his first movie. 2018: Your family plays Crypto Escape Rooms. Experience ascension today!

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