𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
Long-term, continued momentum for Robinhood Chain requires that we successfully create protocols and products that integrate Stock Tokens for mass adoption, whether by financial institutions or directly by consumers.
This is our number one goal at StonkBrokers, and it drives every piece of infrastructure we deploy.
It’s all about the long game and executing on these developments at an extremely professional level.
Get in.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
We have created a new type of token using Uniswap v4 hooks that we call a Pair Token.
What is a Pair Token?
A Pair Token is a fused, auto-compounding ERC-20 asset that combines two tokens into one.
For example, stock tokens on Robinhood Chain could be fused into new tokenized assets:
NVDA + TSLA = NVDATSLA
AAPL + MSFT = AAPLMSFT
Each Pair Token represents a proportional share of the full-range Uniswap v4 liquidity pool.
So why mint these tokens?
At any moment, anyone can call the compound function to reinvest the LP fees generated by the pair’s trading activity back into the underlying asset since Robinhood Stock tokens also self multiply because of dividends we get a double compound effect.
This creates a new financial primitive that behaves similarly to an LP position NFT, except it is fungible,tradeable , auto-compounding, and designed to grow its underlying holdings through trading fees.
Since it is an ERC-20, it can be freely traded onchain, LPed, or even paired with a launchpad.
A new type of token for a new type of exposure and strategy.
Starting tonight, you’ll be able to mint or redeem Pair Tokens for any pair on Robinhood Chain via the StonkBrokers website.
Minting and redeeming are free, while compounding incurs a 10% fee on the LP fees generated, which is used for $STONKBROKER buybacks.
We look forward to seeing a new line of products and protocols on Robinhood Chain using this new financial primitive.
Only on Robinhood Chain, powered by Uniswap.
Introducing StonkBrokers Official V4 Hooks in collaboration with @Hookrfun
Officially live at
hookr.fun/stonkbrokers
stonkbrokers.io
Including our release of a major DeFi primitive, a new type of Tokenized Asset: Pair Tokens
Only on Robinhood Chain
Powered by @Uniswap
Any votes would be hugely appreciated, my application is in there somewhere.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
You didn't think we'd forget about the StonkBrokers family, did you?!
We have a feeling @OxSimpleFarmer has a plan for these passes.
Time will tell. Chair is Chair.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
StonkBrokers will provide the fair efficient infrastructure for Tokens, Stock Tokens and NFTs which we need to make the trenches sustainable long term, so we can use these early stages as a period where new developers and great teams can come in and have a fair chance to scale.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
NFT swaps powered by Anvil AMM are available on @opensea.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
Shoutout to the everyone for the vouches and rating me a perfect 14/14 on @ethos_network very proud to be serving everyone who participates in my on-chain experiments on Robinhood.
A high ethos and moral standard while developing is something I will never compromise on.
Together we can change the perception behind crypto as whole into something we can all be proud of.
app.ethos.network/profile/x/…
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
I’m plotting your uprising bro.
Sitting in the shadows under candlelight, executing on a multi-year plan to ascend you to greatness.
Studying the maps. Building the infrastructure. Securing alliances. Positioning the troops. Engineering the machines. Compounding resources. Preparing for scenarios that don’t exist yet. Creating value out of merit and technology.
Every move calculated three years in advance while everyone else is worried about tomorrow’s candle.
You think I’m shitposting.
I’m orchestrating your industrial revolution.
Manifesting a great life for us all.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
Yesterday, the StonkBrokers ecosystem and distribution infrastructure grew again with the addition of Collector Crypt via The Card Wall.
At this point, my hope is users start seeing a pattern with our long-term growth plan, namely, every step is a methodical move towards building revenue-generating business structures in an ever-expanding onchain ecosystem within Robinhood Chain, all of which compound growth and rewards, as well as keep liquidity in-house, recirculating that liquidity to the users on Robinhood Chain.
Remember Long-term Business > Ponzi
StonkBrokers is pleased to announce the launch of The Alley by The Card Wall and welcome billion-dollar RWA collectible card giant Collector Crypt and their inventory to Robinhood Chain.
57,800+ slabs. $7.1M+ in RWA collectible inventory now available on @RobinhoodCrypto.
Now available at thecardwall.com/alley.
Lego for Christmas
PUNK 2 BRICKS
I built a tool yesterday. Upload a photo of your CryptoPunk, get back a brick bust of it: the build instructions, and the parts list you upload straight to the LEGO site to order everything.
hs7j4yk4sz-boop.github.io/pu…
Built with Claude Opus 5.5. Code is open, repo below.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
StonkBrokers is pleased to announce the launch of The Alley by The Card Wall and welcome billion-dollar RWA collectible card giant Collector Crypt and their inventory to Robinhood Chain.
57,800+ slabs. $7.1M+ in RWA collectible inventory now available on @RobinhoodCrypto.
Now available at thecardwall.com/alley.
𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗽𝘁𝗼𝗱𝗮𝗱 retweeted
Congrats to the team on their launch 🥂
Collector Crypt RWAs are now available on Robinhood Chain through the Stonkbrokers ecosystem.
What a time!
Introducing "The Alley" on @RobinhoodCrypto
A mysterious location off-the-wall where anything goes.
Claw machines connecting you to over 50K collectible trading cards valued at $54M USD.
Open 24/7.
Powered by @collector_crypt - the billion dollar titan of RWAs onchain.
Thanks for the light.
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thecardwall.com/alley
