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Keep the car , I’ll take the Unicorn please.
Unicorn 🦄
@unicornandmemesJul 19
gently used car for sale small dent on the side (it'll buff out with a good polish)
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FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 22
Scientists modeled the exact dance moves men should use to attract women.
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unusual_whales
@unusual_whalesOct 22
BREAKING: Hedge funds are betting against stocks at near-record levels, per Goldman Sachs. Short sales outpaced purchases by about 5 to 1 across global stocks. Short positions on Goldman’s books are at the 99th percentile of the past five years.
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GM WAGMIO (We are all gonna make it Over)
🤖 Made with AI
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My model came up with a slightly different result. I am 212 IQ (tested) 6’6 (measured) and worth $1.3B (audited). So I trust my model more.
FearBuck
@FearedBuckOct 22
Scientists modeled the exact dance moves men should use to attract women.
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Never give up, because when you think it’s all over, that is the moment when everything begins. It's in the name, as always has been. $UwU 🦄
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Getting ice cream do you guys want anything?
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The game is rigged Amazon IPO’d in 1997 at a $438M valuation ($1.50/share split-adjusted). If you bought then, you rode a ~4,000x return as it crossed $1.8T+. Google IPO’d in 2004 at a $23B valuation ($2.70/share split-adjusted). A clean ~60x into a $1.5T+ giant. Retail was allowed to ride the curve. Value creation happened in public. Today? Private equity and VCs extract 99% of the alpha behind closed doors. By the time SpaceX, OpenAI, or Anthropic hit public markets at trillion-dollar price tags. For SpaceX at a $2 TRILLION valuation to give you Amazon’s 4,000x return, it would need to reach an $8 QUADRILLION market cap. That is ~75x the entire GDP of planet Earth. The unicorn is dead for retail in TradFi. Crypto is the only open, permissionless market left where you can buy into an asset at a $2M cap before Wall Street builds a toll booth around it. You front-run the institutions, not the other way around. Ride this decade’s unicorns early. UwU
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90% of people aren't going to make any money because they're over-rotating Figure out what the Top Cults are, pick your 1 favorite and HOLD Cults are different from Random "Memes". If you find a Cult with extreme passion, you will find extreme wealth $UwU 🦄
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The more accurate you are predicting the future, the more you stand to benefit by positioning properly. 1M of UwU 🦄 today will be worth 1M usd in the near future. Do whatever you want with this prediction. $UwU 🦄 to 1 Billion.
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Replying to @0xEnjooyer
Simplify making millions Find a unicorn asset 🦄 Dream Hold it $1 billion That’s how assets like Apple, Nvidia, Facebook becomes a unicorn 🦄 It’s in the name
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Replying to @0xEnjooyer
a group of unicorns are blessing. find ur fav memes and bullposting everyday until ur DREAM comes true.
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Replying to @0xEnjooyer
In a bear market, frequent trading is just anxious participants passing a shrinking pot of money around while exchanges take a cut on every pass. You cannot trade your way to serious wealth in a closed, bleeding liquidity pool. Real wealth is created with a long term horizon, from patiently holding resilient, culturally grounded projects across multi-year cycles.
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Rags to riches nigguh
catnip🦄
@lookupcatnipOct 6
From launch to 30m. Down to 400k over 2 years. From 400k to 60m in a couple months after airdrop 2.0... Now 60m to 2m. We've seen this before, UWU is here to stay. I woke up like this. Its not going away. Bags got bigger. Only other meme to turn multi-cycle next to SPX, NEET, PEPE, DOGE you're redacted for not seeing it. Yes sellers sell, thats the market rn. Intelligent cabals buy and hold. Its a movement coin.
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long-term, hardcore belief + diamondhanded hodl + mission-driven community building is literally the only way out. join Unicorn Community while it's still early. we bring UWU to his true valuation above $1B cz his a unicorn, its in the name. 🦄
Murad 💹🧲
@MustStopMuradSep 19
human manual short-term trading will eventually be unprofitable not in 91% but in >99% of cases. long-term, hardcore belief + diamondhanded hodl + mission-driven community building is literally the only way out. join spx6900 while it's still early. flip the stock market.
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limited downside, unlimited upside. its in the name. 🦄
brando 🦄@brandonacciOct 4
limited downside, unlimited upside. its in the name. 🦄
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I'm having that dream again. 🦄
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How to make it in Crypto?

 Buy and Diamondhand coins that are already being Diamondhanded the hardest. From 3M to 1B (and above) there are more than 30X. UwU 🦄 will make this happen.
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